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| CORNY JOKE 1: The Scholar Two Physics-CE Majors were talking one day... A: Oi B, scholar ka ba? B: Hindi noh! Vector ako! |
| CORNY JOKE 2: Denial King Another two Physics-CE Majors met one day at the Katipunan Petron Station, both were waiting for jeepneys on route to Cubao. One of them, B, stepped on the other, A's, foot. A angrily looked at B. B immediately denied the act... B: Hey man, 'twasn't me! A: Oh I see, aurora me man! |
| CORNY JOKE 3: Assorted corny jokes from different v1pipz. From Naomi: Q: Saang bansa bawal ang rope? A: Sa Afghanistan. (kasi may tali-ban) Sagot ni Luigi: Q: Saang bansa naman pwede ang rope? A: Sa Eu-rope From Vince: Q: Anong bansa ang maraming Germs? A: Germany Q: Ano ang tawag sa lottery ng mga baka? A: beefstakes o sweepsteaks Q: Ano and tawag sa mabilis na pagkain? A: Fastfood A2: sopas (so fast) |
| WEAKEST LINK Sino ang pinakacornyng v1pip? FINAL SCORES! Sarah - 7 Vince - 2 Sharlene - 1 Naomi - 1 Jan - 2 And the winner is... Sarah Bragais (Most Corny V1pip) CONGATULATIONS! |
| From Luigi: Q: What do you call a stone that is hard, round, and black? A: A hard, round, black stone. Jan's Version: Q: What animal is red, small, and eats rocks? A: A small, red rock-eater. Luigi 2 A: Ano sa English ang "isang singsing, tatlong hari?" B: "One ring, three kings." A: Hindi. B: Ano? A: A ring-king-king-king Still MORE TO COME! Just email them to janp6ce@atenista.net with subject [JOKES]... it works! hehe.. |
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