well. we went to a
park, just to chill, tea was involved, theres a big metal cabley wobbly
jelly structure sculpture, WELL WEIRD.
go for a little trip round these parts, in the town (so
much bigger than we expected!)
corrina had to get home so luke takes her home ("alone time" quoth
liz!) so edd kat liz walk around the town and scare themselves of the rudage, but soon realise they are not nearly rudage, just townies and stop hassling bout that.
this guy called
richard keeps hasslin us but hes pretty safe i guess an reminds me of this
french dude i met in france, henri? i dunno, could be. yeah, he gets bored of
our playing and moseys off by hisself. no worries. we goes to this big common type area, kind of slanty, sit on
this bench for bout a hour chatting, loud rudage types heading home, the end of
thier night, the just bbeeggiinniinnggss of ours! (there was these
three chaps who walked across an were well drunked and one of them had lukes walk on! he looked well like him from
distance, and one of them was doing these crazy flip things an they
were well safe.
luke comes and we can see him, but he cant locate us! we shout at him lots, he
still cant see where our voices are coming from! he gives up and sits down.
bamboozled or just bloody lazy! one proper shout an he sees us! hooray,
his eyes are
functional! luke brought liz's vodka an some orange juice an white wine! safe. we mixes up the
orange an vodka an swig it up, liz
knits a scarf, green wool, we drink and consume tea for a time, luke say
"theres a maze", so we goes, its just over there, its WELL MAD! all this shit crazy ground undulating, crazy concentric circles an ting, and in the centre
there's this crazy teletubby style
mound, perfect mound, y'ken? yeah. we lie on the middle of the mound, our heads
at the centre, and put thier hands in the air, waving them and luke
fighting them and HANDS IN THE AIR! to say the least this is incredible
fun but combined with the tea factor we have incredible bigger fun! to say the
least! yeah yeah! Then liz, edd and luke are all standing in a circle and kat
is sitting down near them, and they're all talking weird, and then liz decides they should do some
performing arts, like at joe’s party a time ago, so edd is a headmaster and it
all looks like its gonna be good, thinks kat as the audiance, but then luke
starts to talk and liz is all "no! you can't talk in performing
arts!" so kat says, no no, its ok you can do drama instead, and liz is
just no, no talking! so it all doesn't happen, kat is well gutted that its not
come off, and then asks who wants the wine, and everyone rushes at her, still
sitting down, and totally freaks her out cos the actor ppl are jumping off the
stage and attacking her! dead stoned! dead scary! we strut around
and dig stuff for a tadd, liz finds a bit of cruddy rubbish and knows the tree wants her to get rid of it, keep it
clean like, so she dumps it. then. liz gets this part of a tree off the floor,
of course! and edd an liz hide behind the tree and follow luke like they will get him, and he comes towards the (tree)
and they (half) expect him to say something rubbish, talk sense like, but he say "i love you guys!" an its the perfect thing to have said to not be ignored! so all hugs, then luke and edd an liz are the tree and
do this crazy! sneaking thing, every time kat is looking not at the tree, it
goes "quick! quick move! go go!" (shuffle forward in quick haste)
"oh shit! oh no! aargh! quick-stop! sshhhh! ssshhhh! shutup! sssshshhhhh! shutup man! " then stop well quickly sharp because
kat's lookin and she is in total bloody hysterics! ah, its so bloody funny man! wish we had it on video. then you
could see it exactly as it was, because it was beautiful. (or you could just
imagine it dead well, perfect im sure..)
kat tried to talk sense to the tree for some time (not really though!) then when
the tree was real close to her and whispering amongst itself kat wanders off
and then says "i feel like i have a stone on my head..." in a w.e.l.l. sad way, so the tree
caves in and runs towards her to give her a big hug, but we're right on the edge of the maze so in the rush to hug
everyone falls down the slope!
First fall of the
night. sound. so for a time all
are the tree this is well safe... we sit and hug our tree and then a brush
with THE LAW occurs.
the POLICE! drive up to us and
say "are you tree hugging?" we say "yes" then edd says
"some nasty people chased us" and the police people look to each
other.......... and…… drive……. away... safe!
after this
"event" we all walk to luke's. on the way we sit under a pretty lamp
post and dig plants an stuff, at one point the friends sit down and find a lump
of chalk and
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(im sitting in the doorway of a shed with my back to the
shed and im not scared)
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we write stuff on the pavement. kat writes "forgiveness" liz writes "love" luke writes "peace" edd wrote "safe".
there is a well dark passage through trees that
has to be negotiated to get to luke's from where we are and liz and edd are
walking just behind kat and luke, they hang back, j i t t e r r ' d by the darkness of the
passage, "as long as we can see kat we will be alright" and then,
kat, just, vanishes, vapourise into the dark, gone, they follow, bit freaked
but keep it cool till the worry (woman in black) passes.
at luke's, He manufactures sandwiches for all, ham and cheese
with sout' african pickle for Kat, cheese for edd and liz. edd finds the cold
chips that were not finished earlier then liz, being a fairly intelligent
cat, puts them in the sandwich. cheese and cold chip sandwiches fill you up proper! and taste damn fine to boot. sit in the lounge, "tea!tea!tea!" luke kept
promising us tea drink but NEVER GOT IT
FOR US! lazy sod! instead, he an liz planned to take us away into "the
fields"
Just for the record, as it was about 3am, kat was thinking of going to bed, and luke
set up the bed. But then, go to the fields!! happened, and off we went.
to the fields, we walked for ages, forward, down scary, dark,
tunnel, weird, bushy, marching sooo fast, steady, follow the music!! follow the
laptop!! (making the music!) and just, yeah well, scary, so fast. but the more
we walked, the less scared we were, momentum set in, and kat thought, yeah i'm with you guys, whats gonna happen? Edd wasn't
scared after a while, cos kat was wearing a white rug thing, and it reflected
the light, so he just followed it, and that kept him going, shit yeah!
(THROUGH-OUT THE ENTIRETY OF THIS next SECTION THE BIRD=S ARE SINGING AND MAKIN NOISES THAT BIRDS MAKE, this is great and makes us. Yeah. Y’ken…)
Anyway, the tunnel
suddenly ended, and we were in open space, though
still on the tarmac path, and fields of oil seed rape plants (tightly packed)
surround us on (well) some sides. We sit in a circle (square? Because four
people? I dunno.) and get out the laptop for music, good music, and the vodka bottle which is I should say a minute amount
less than one third full and approximately (?) a tiny amount more than two
thirds empty. Fill it up with juice from cartons. Juice cartons fascinate me.
They are one of my favourites. Yeah yeah! We sit about, loaf around, viewing
the ….u.l.t.r.a.…r.e.t.a.r.d.e.d…. but constant increase in light levels, the
mist that was nearly fog in the dips and undulations of the deliciously
contoured landscape. The rape is not yellow in this light; the group know that it will turn yellow with the light it receives soon
though, and sure enough this foreseen occurrence occurs!
We jump over a little stream which as we later did learn had no water in it, it was just assumed it
did in the dark and so we took great pains to avoid getting (imaginarily) wet.
Liz and luke adventure out into the field
swimming in the sea of just about yellowandgreen, it is just like
they are floating there, doggy paddling, then suddenly luke drowns! It is well
scary but only a realised joke, so just well funny really, yeah yeah! Luke is a
pretty good drowner for sure man! Then kat and edd join them in this sea,
following the carved route of luke and liz, there is a clearing-type-bit and
the (you know like, duo means two people together, yeah? Well, what is the word
like that for four? If you know insert that here. If you don’t, use another
collective term, or just don’t care about one measly word, If ye like! Aargh!)
stand and view the aforementioned deliciousness of the vicinity, the mist in
the down-bits looks likes thick smoke that has got tired of drifting around in
the big old sky and has settled down for a life of tea and cakes in the
afternoons. Fluffy. Wispy old grey hair but well
soft. And a small dog or spouse. (Small mind).
They go back over the ditch and chill some, a little, unacted
upon, planning happens, and music is played, death in vegas at some point,
DWARF INVASION! at several. they cross over the stream at the other side and
fanny, around, in, rape, Its WELL fun! Jumping backwards into the plants in
true luke style (run in for a bit then turn-back-wards-jump into the yellowandgreen vegetation sea) a slight fear of farmers with shotguns turns
into a joke then we cross back to the sit-bit. Then then Then we sit down
again, still music, then we all get up and walk further down this path, it
loses its tarmacadaness, tall hedges on both sides, downwards we loaf, not sure
where really. Dead Contented. We spot a patch of mistyness in the rape to the
ri(gh)te and luke is attracted to the thought of being in it so runs along the
dirt track it covers, he gets to it and it is a bit dissipated, kat liz edd
don’t know where to go so they agree to go follow lukes lead into rape, edd
runs, finds it easier than he recalls and runs more till he gets to lukes
position, liz and kat soon arrive and we walk along this path for a tad. then
luke jumps into the rape in his fuckingsafeasfuckingfuck stylee and many
(much?) rape jumping is conducted by all knights and then !!!RAPE FIGHTING!!! Fighting each
other in a jovial fashion with their powers of rape! Throwing, whackin, slappin
each other in the faces with rape! Ha-ha! Hee-hee! This continues for a time,
stopping and fighting, stopping and jumping, fighting and falling! Jumping and
fighting and falling in the rape!
The walk reaches a part where rape is not as the walls,
sticky-weed goose-grass is there
! so this is stuck to hair
and faces and clothes and shoes, this is, of course, the FUN! we walk up a hillish incline (not
much) to a point where we know the sun will finally rise, even though the sky is well light already, there is plenty more
where that came from! Oh yes… it is TOTAL MAGIC! that we arrive at this point at this precise moment because as
we have arrived the sun peeks up, then some more and keeps getting
wider and wider! If you glance away for a second and return to looking at it, it has grown over the horizon already! It keeps on rising and now its over half there, but theres a tree obscuring
(good!) kat and edds view so they move along a tad. the sun has risen! And the knights of the
sound table shall testify that indeed the sun did rise in the early part of the sixteenth of may of the year
two-thousand and four and the time immediately preceding this was indeed most magical!
the
end.
yeah…
right…