There is a story, however it's included in the first issue.  But no one ever bought the first issue anyhow.  Now, as much as I love Matilda Q, she told me that if I made a website, people would buy it.  Well, I've yet to have any takers.  I didn't even bother to make a next issue.  This website is now purely maintained or my own masturbatory sophomoric amusement.  I don't even feel guilty that I nevergot to the point with this page.  As if anyone's ever going to see it.
take me home!