Joel

Joel is known as the sultan o' stink to his friends and family. Nobody is quite sure exactly how long it has been since he bathed. Joel lives under the slide at the local elementary school, where he pracitices his gitfiddle and writes muzak all day. His hobbies include stealing people's pets and returning them for rewards, and shooting birds at the airport. He is also a socialist revolutionary, and hopes to move to Cuba one day. His favourite bands are: The Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, and um....... uh......yeah, that's about it. Joel does not particularly care for music.

Joshua

Joshua is the cocky one in the band. Modesty does not exist in his world. He is the self-proclaimed dictator of the band and is also the other master of the gitfiddle in Spread Eagle Beagle. He lives in a house on Venice Beach where he parties all night with his frat buddies. His hobbies include sun bathing, pumping iron, combing his hair, drinking health shakes, and looking at himself in the mirror. His favourite muzak is: Sonic Youth, The Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Beck, The Velvet Underground, Beat Happening, Pavement, John Coltrane, Ornette Coleman, Bob Dylan, Cat Power, Nels Cline, DEVO, Television, Modest Mouse, Sex Pistols, Tom Waits, The Talking Heads, Mudhoney, Free Kitten, Brian Eno, Patty Smith, Two Dollar Guitar, and of course JAPANIC!

Nick

Nick operates the rhythmic dynamics of Spread Eagle Beagle. Most fans think of Nick as the misunderstood one. Although often made fun of by his band mates, and beaten up by the bullies at school, Nick is a strong person. He finds an outlet for his youthful rage at poetry readings in the local Bohemian coffee beanery. He practices free love with the bands many groupies, and has no particular hopes or dreams for the future. Due to the strict censorship laws layed out by the King of Conceitedness(Joshua), Nicks favourite music may not be made known to you. Actually, I'm too lazy to call Nick and ask him what I should write hear, but oh whale.