Donald
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Links		 So, on May 12th, 2004, we were sitting around stretching calling Donald Johnson by one of his myraid nicknames, we decided to start a webpage to document all his nicknames. From now until Donald graduates, we will continue adding more nicknames to list. The list is inspired by Doug Brown's 1000 nicknames, which was started by Coach Crague and his teammates in college for Doug Brown. Click here for 1-200. Click here for 401-600. 

201. Postseason Beard             301. Rainy Day Saver
202. Bluffer                      302. The Immortal Don Johson
203. El Fiend                     303. Century 21
204. Sexy Man                     304. The Fourth Tenor
205. The Silent Killer            305. "Girls Adore You" Award Recipient
206. Scrufmiester                 306. Family Guy
207. Ballplayer                   307. Don the Feather Ruffler
208. Don's Diner                  308. Jonson
209. Big Stack                    309. Senor Jonson
210. Wench                        310. Sore Loser
211. The Underestimated           311. The Card Tosser
212. Chops                        312. The Mystery Man
213. Fiddler on the Goof          313. From Russia With Love
214. Livestrong                   314. The Lost Boy on the Milk Carton
215. Checkmate                    315. Mr. Layup
216. Mr. Lucky                    316. The Human Highlight Reel
217. Whiner                       317. Dead-eye
218. Flick                        318. Mr. Automatic
219. Don of the Dead              319. The Lonliest Boy
220. Donald of Italia             320. The One, the Only, the Don Johnson
221. Big Draw                     321. "No Gloves, Hat, or Pants
222. Nippnau                            in Freezing Weather" Johnson
223. Pants-hander                 322. Popcorn Bagger
224. Greco-Roman                  323. Anti-Sidewalk Jock
225. Oily Argentine Nemesis       324. Hot Dog
226. True American                325. Showboat
227. The Lightness                326. Alley Hobo
228. Lurker of the Poker Pocket   327. Concession Stand Man
229. Duece                        328. Shampoo Boo
230. Faker                        329. Towel Yoinker
231. Eyes Hider                   330. The Bon-Ton-Don
232. Guacamole Man                331. The Business Man
233. Don Mon                      332. The Advisor
234. Deckman                      333. The Car Dodger
235. Ace High                     334. Worst Madden Player Ever
236. Pure Talent                  335. Run Establisher
237. Fran Man                     336. Mr. Smiggly Pants
238. Injured List                 337. The Marriage Counselor
239. The Patriot                  338. The Relationship Counselor
240. Braveheart                   339. The Parental Counselor
241. William Wallace              340. Mr. Movie Ruiner
242. Freedom Taker                341. Broccoli-Lover
243. The Quoteable Braveheart     342. The Center of Attention
244. Donald Driver                343. Mr. Middle School
245. The Riverman                 344. True Thug, Dog.
246. Mr. "Too Cool To Run         345. Donald the Entertainer
     On the Road" Johnson         346. Mr. DMR 
247. All-Around Card Champion     347. The 1200 Stud
248. Euchre Genius                348. 2x4x800 Record Holder
249. After Race All-Star          349. DAC Relays All-Around Stud
250. Peyton James                 350. The Dude with the Super Small MP3
251. Edgerrin Manning             351. Mr. No Show
252. Siberian Express             352. Slack-off Boy
253. Death from Above             353. MacDaddy
254. Master of Disaster           354. Speechless
255. Boy Wonder                   355. Birthday Boy
260. The Intimidator              356. King of UN-T
261. The Golden Boy               357. Blackbeard
262. Donnie and Clyde             358. 100 Year-old Boy
263. Donny Knight                 359. One Race Wonder
264. All-Around Player            360. Mr. Hip-Hop
265. Spark Plug                   361. Inappropiate Buttslapper
266. American Idol                362. PDA Boy
267. Window Smearer               363. Peps-Twister
268. Frank Sinatra, Jr.           364. Unibrow
270. The Rookie                   365. Big Brow
271. The Queen of All Beautiness  366. Single Brow
272. Mr. Arm Workout              367. SB Slacker
273. Mr. Universe                 368. Late-Night McGee
274. Mr. Olympia                  369. Feeler-Upper Boy
275. The Boy That Never Speaks    370. Quadruple Locker Boy
276. Donny Cuteness               371. Easy-Money Don
277. Starvin Donvin               372. Philosopher Don
278. The Recruit                  373. Don "Training Shoes" Johnson
279. 50 Pound's Finest            374. Speed Walker
280. Two-Timing Don               375. Big Don Johnson
281. Speedy Johnson               376. Medley Relay Man
282. The Chauffer                 377. 1000 Yard Run Fiend
283. Intramural Newcomer          378. Kokomo Relay King          
     of the Year                  379. Mr. "I set two PRs so I can get
284. Free Agent Pickup                 rides whenever I want" Johnson
285. 97.1                         380. Vaporubber
286. The Big Addition             381. Mr. Smiggley Pants
287. The Heir                     382. Mr. Mary M.
288. The Mitten                   383. 4:36.41
289. Ronny                        384. Thrower of Random Objects at
290. Steely Don                        Sleeping People
291. Don We Now Our               385. Possible 4x800 Spot Stealer
     Gay Apparel                  386. MP3 Johnson
292. Crack of Don                 387. Hurdle Helper
293. Jean Claude Van Don          388. World's Biggest Baseball Fan
294. Donner                       389. Player Lover, Team Hater 
295. Danke Schoen                 390. Rade Snatcher
296. Ding Don                     391. Mr. Fidgity
297. Sixth Man                    392. Donny "Fast Draw" Johnson
298. Showstopper                  393. Donny "Hot Lead" Johnson
299. Neon Don                     394. Willy Polackski
300. Slush Funder                 395. Linux Van Pelt
                                  396. Groovy Chocolate Kisses
                                  397. Pumpkin Honey Bunny
                                  398. Bobby Joe Thurmond
                                  399. Geech
                                  400. Blind Fingers Truman