Blink 182

Adam's song

I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
I traced the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all

I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine, I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone

I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside

The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait 'til I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never thought I'd die alone
Another six months, I'll be unknown
Give all my things to all my friends
You'll never step foot in my room again

You'll close it off, board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault

I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside

The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait 'til I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never conquered, rarely came
Tomorrow holds such better days
Days when I can still feel alive
When I can't wait to get outside

The world is wide, the time goes by
The tour is over, I've survived
I can't wait 'til I get home
To pass the time in my room alone

Aliens Exist

Hey mom, there's something in the backroom
Hope it's not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories,
as if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb

What if people knew that these were real (real)
I'd leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
"what you hear is all hearsay"
Wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you

I am still the skeptic, yes,
you know me (you know me)
Been best friends and will be 'til we die (die)
I got an injection of fear from the abduction
My best friend thinks
I'm just telling lies, alright

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you

Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know Where's my mother, biofather

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
Twelve majestic lies

All the small things

All the small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip

Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na

Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill

Say it ain't so, I will not go
(na na na na na na na na na na)
Turn the lights off, carry me home
(na na na na na na na na na na)
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
(na na na na na na na na na na)
The night will go on, the night will go on
(na na na na na na na na na na)
My little windmill

Anthem

Home show, mom won't know
Run out the back door,
he's p***ed out on the floor
Third time, been caught twice
Forgive our neighbor Bob, I think he humped the dog

But good things come to those who wait,
'cause she laid me
And mom and dad possess the key,
instant slavery
No need to explain the plan,
no need to even bother
I'll pack my bags, I swear I'll run,
wish my friends were 21

White lies, bloodshot eyes
Breath of alcohol, stole it from the mall
How's Chris marked with lipstick
Better call their fathers,
sleeping with your daughters

But good things come to those who wait,
'cause she laid me
And mom and dad possess the key,
instant slavery
No need to explain the plan,
no need to even bother
I'll pack my bags, I swear I'll run,
wish my friends were 21

You don't belong, you left the kids to carry on
You planned their fall
Too bad you're wrong,
don't need a mom, dad, slave, drive, song
I time bomb

I time bomb
I time bomb
I time bomb
I time bomb

Turn low the radio
I think I hear my dad yelling at the band

But good things come to those who wait,
'cause she laid me
And mom and dad possess the key,
instant slavery
No need to explain the plan,
no need to even bother
I'll pack my bags, I swear I'll run,
wish my friends were 21

You don't belong,
you left the kids to carry on
You planned their fall
Too bad you're wrong,
don't need a mom, dad, slave, drive, song
I time bomb

I time bomb
I time bomb
I time bomb
I time bomb

I time bomb
I time bomb
I time bomb
I time bomb

Anthem Part 2

Everything has fallen to pieces,
earth is dyin help me Jesus
We need guidance,we've been misled,
young and hostile but not stupid.

Corporate leaders, politicians,
kids can't vote adults elect them
Mobs that rule the school and workplace,
signs that caution,sixteen's unsafe.

We really need to see this through,
we never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up,it's no use,
if we're fucked up you're to blame!

Let this train wreck burn more slowly,
kids are victims in this story
Drown our youth with usless warnings,
teenage rules they`re fucked and boring

We really need to see this through,
we never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up,it's no use,
if we're fucked up you're to blame!

Everything has fallen to pieces,
Everything has fallen to pieces,
Everything has fallen to pieces,
Everything has fallen to pieces,
Everything has fallen to ...

We really need to see this through,
we never wanted to be abused,
We'll never give up,it's no use,
if we're fucked up you're to blame!

Don't leave me

Don't leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
I'll be fine, it's not the first
Just like last time, but a little worse

And she said that I'm not the
one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun,
I just bring her down
I said "don't let your future be
destroyed by my past"
She said "don't let my door hit your ***"

One more chance, I'll try this time
I'll give you yours, I won't take mine
I'll listen up, pretend to care
Go on ahead, I'll meet you there

And she said that I'm not the
one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun,
I just bring her down
I said "don't let your
future be destroyed by my past"
She said "don't let my door hit your ***"

Let's try this one more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
One more time with feeling

She said that I'm not the
one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun,
I just bring her down
I said "don't let your
future be destroyed by my past"
She said "don't let my door hit your ***"

Don't leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
And I'll be fine

Dumpweed

It's understood, I said it many ways
Too scared to run, I'm too scared to stay
I said I'd leave, I could never leave her
And if I did, you know I'd never cheat her

But this I ask, it's what I want to know
How would you feel, if I should choose to go
Another guy, you think it'd be unlikely
Another guy, you think he'd wanna fight me

She's a dove, she's a f***ing nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go, it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice
My dad used to give me all of his advice
He would say "you gotta turn your back and run now
Come on, son, you haven't got a chance now"

She's a dove, she's a f***ing nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

She's a dove, she's a f***ing nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You haven't got a chance now

Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You haven't got a chance now

Dysentery Gary

Dysentary Gary
Got a lotta heart ache
He's a f***in' weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal

'Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out,
friends were listening to Slayer
I'd like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom,
trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heart ache
He's a f***in' weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy that
makes you wanna kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
f*** the guy that took and ran away, yeah

He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out,
friends were listening to Slayer
I'd like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag

f*** this place, I lost the war
I hate you all, your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
'Cause girls are such a drag

Everytime I look For You

Never found out why you left him,
but this answer begs a question
Too blind to see tomorrow,
too broke to beg or borrow.
Young and Stupid,left wide open
Hearts are wasted,lifes are broken

One more point of contention,
I need some intervention
Approaching failing tensions,
betray my short attention span
The distance,bridge the border
Beg forgiveness, round the corner

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message,you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Your the last one out, please shut the door

More time apart will give you,
a few more months to argue
Is this to much to live through,
it always seems to far to drive
The point home,send more letters
Pray tomorrow,ends up better

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message,you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Your the last one out, please shut the door

I never did do anything that she asked,
I never let what happend,stay in the past
I never did quite understand what she meant,
In spite of everything,in spite of everything..

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message,you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message,you are never around
but everytime I look for you the sun goes down

First Date

In the car I just can't wait,
to pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm too scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat

Let's go,don't wait,this night's almost over
Honest,let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever,let's make this last forever
Forever and ever,let's make this last forever

When you smile,I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
Please don't look at me with those eyes
Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that i'm probably gonna miss

Let's go,don't wait,this night's almost over
Honest,let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever,let's make this last forever
Forever and ever,let's make this last forever

Let's go,don't wait,this night's almost over
Honest,let's make,this night last forever
Forever and ever,let's make this last forever
Forever and ever,let's make this last forever
Forever and ever,let's make this last forever
Forever and ever,let's make this last forever

Give Me One Good Reason

Mom and dad they quite don't understand it,
all the kids they laugh as if they planned it
Why do girls wanna pierce their nose,
and walk around in torn pantyhose,oh yeah

I like the "what you say?",they listen to the punk rock
I like the kids who fight,I guess how they were brought up
They hate the trends and think it's fucked to care,
it's cool when this piss people off with what they wear,oh yeah

So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and often,
they don't want to end up there

Hate the jocks and preps,the hippie fuckin' scum bags
Heavy meatlers with their awfull pussy hair bands
counting seconds until we can get away,
ditching school almost every single day,oh yeah

So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and often,
they don't want to end up there

So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and often,
they don't want to end up there

Going away to college

Please take me by the hand
It's so cold out tonight
I'll put blankets on the bed
I won't turn out the light

Just don't forget to
Think about me
And I won't forget you
"I'll write you once a week", she said

Why does it feel the same
To fall in love or break it off
And if young love is just a game
Then I must have missed the kick off

Don't depend on me
To ever follow through on
Anything, but
I'd go through Hell for you and

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place,
but you're so beautiful to me

I'll think about the times
She kissed me after cl*** and
She put up with my friends
I acted like an ***

I'd ditch my lecture
To watch the girls play soccer
Is my picture
Still hanging in her locker?

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place,
but you're so beautiful

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place,
but you're so beautiful

Happy Holidays,You Bastard

It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
It`s christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate,hate, hate your guts,
And I'll never talk to you again,
-unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
-unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
-ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
It`s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
and he shit shit shits his pants.
He's alway's fuckinī shit his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
-unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
-unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
-ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again

Mutt

He pauses shaving and he tells himself
that he is the bomb
She has her curlers set,
her credit cards are paying the funds
He's not that old,
I've been told, a strong sexual goal
He goes out everyday,
she goes every way, oh yeah
They don't even care at all

She's open, waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy,
often they've typically
Been starved for attention before

She smokes a dozen
and he doesn't seem to notice the smell
He took the seat off his own bike,
because the way that it felt
He wants to bone this,
I know she is ready to blow
They go out every night,
his pants are super tight, oh yeah
They don't even care at all

She's open, waiting for more
(she's open, waiting for more)
And I know he's only looking to score
(he's only looking to score)
And it is way too unhealthy,
often they've typically
Been starved for attention before

She's open, waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically
Been starved for attention before

Online Songs

Josie,you're my source of most frustration,
forget when I don't meet expectations,
everything you wished came true,
in the end we all blamed you,
even though as they all know,
you weren't the only one, two, three, four...

Why do you think you've been around
when you know it brings me down,I'm hating everything
and I know that you dated other guys
but I gotta wonder why you'd leave it out for me.

Why am i still hanging around
when i know it brings me down,I'm hating everything
And you are getting rides from in his car
and making out in his front yard, and hating everything

Please don't remind me, put your past behind me
.....(???)


If you could have another day,
i've got so much left to say, i'll tell you everything
and i'll laugh when i think about the past,
when i see you after class you're hating everything

Please don't remind me, put your past behind me
....(???)


And she said...
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na

Please don't remind me, put your past behind me
....(???)

And she said na na na na na

Please Take Me Home

Oh no it happend again,
she's cool,she's hot,she's my friend
I tried for hours if so,
you leave me no where to go

She's unstopable,unpredictable
I'm so jaded,calculated,wrong

Please take me home,too late,it's gone
I bet you're sad,this is the best time we ever had

I hope,hope that it lasts,
give in forget the past
Be strong when things fall apart,
honest this breaks my heart

She's unstopable,unpredictable
I'm so jaded,calculated,wrong

Please take me home,too late,it's gone
I bet you're sad,this is the best time we ever had
Please take me home,too late,it's gone
I bet you're sad,this is the best time we ever had

Why did we have to go date?
It's too easy to complicate
Be strong when things fall apart
(be strong when things fall apart),
honest this breaks my heart
(it`s so hard)

Let's go!

Please take me home,too late,it's gone
I bet you're sad,this is the best time we ever had
Please take me home,too late,it's gone
I bet you're sad,this is the best time we ever had

Reckless Abandon

On and on,reckless abandon
Somethings wrong,this is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song to lead you on

I learned a lot today,
not sure if I'll get blamed,
not sure if I'll fail or pass,
kissed every girl in class

Everybody would waste it all,
to have a summer that they could call,
memories are full of fun,
fucked up, when it's all done

On and on,reckless abandon
Somethings wrong,this is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song to lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
he left a scar,size extra large

Sick of drinking the alcohol,
in a million bathroom stalls
Eyes are red and my movement's slow,
too high get her to go (?)
He took a shit in the bathroom tub,
infect the dog with brownie drugs
Tried hard to not get caught,
he fucked a chick in a parking lot

On and on,reckless abandon
Somethings wrong,this is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song to lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
he left a scar,size extra large

Break a window and bust a wall,
making fun of your friends mom
Turn the music up way too loud,
charge a pizza to the house
Everybody would waste it all,
to have a summer that they could call
Memories are full of fun,
fucked up when it's all done

On and on,reckless abandon
Somethings wrong,this is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song to lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
he left a scar,size extra large

Roller Coaster

Breathing deeply,walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Rollercoaster favourite ride,
let me kiss you one last time

Leave me standing here,act like I`m not around
The coaster probably never clear,can I please go home now
I had that dream about you again
Where I wait outside until you let me in,
and there I stay

Lay beside me and listen out the wall,
we`ll keep on lying until the summer comes
I had that dream about you again,
where you drive my car right off the fucking cliff

And now I`m breathing deeply,walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her,
Rollercoaster favourite ride,
let me kiss you one last time

Make me promise that I will never tell,
all I remember`s the way your bedroom smells
I had that dream about you again,
when I wait outside until you let me in

And now I`m breathing deeply,walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Rollercoaster favourite ride,
let me kiss you one last time good night

Good night

Shut Up

Shut the fuck up she said,I'm going fucking deaf
You're always too loud,everything's too loud
Now that all my friends left,this place is fucking dead
I wanna move out,when can we move out?This shit has got to stop

I'll run away

Give the fuck up,she said rour life is meaningless
it's going nowhere,you're going nowhere
you're just a fuck-up,she said I'll live alone instead
she said you don't care,I know I don't care

I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home,I'm never going to come back home

I've got you fucked up again,and passed out on the bridge
Have to forget you,I can't forget you
No sleep on this flight,I think about the nights
we had to get through,how did we get through?

I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home,I'm never going to come back home

I'll run away
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave

I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off i'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home,I'm never going to come back home

I'll run away
I think it's time for me to leave
I think it's time for me to leave
I think it's time for me to leave
I think it's time for me to leave

Stay Together For The Kids

Its hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all
Im ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away
A stupid poem could fix this home,I'd read it every day

So here`s your holiday,
hope you enjoy it this time,you gave it all away
It was mine,so when your dead and gone,
will you remember this night,twenty years now lost,
it's not right.

The anger hurts my ears,been running strong for seven years
Rather then fix the problem, they never solve them, it makes no sense at all
I see them everyday,we get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants,and its what she wants,then whys there so much pain?

So here`s your holiday,
hope you enjoy it this time,you gave it all away.
It was mine,so when your dead and gone,
will you remember this night,twenty years now lost,
it's not right.


So here`s your holiday,
hope you enjoy it this time,you gave it all away.
It was mine,so when your dead and gone,
will you remember this night,twenty years now lost,
it's not right.
it`s not right
it`s not right
it`s not right

Story of a Lonely Guy

Push it out,fake a smile
Avert disaster,just in time
I need a drink,cause in a while
Worthless answer from friends in mind
It's dumb to ask,cool to ignore
Girls posess me,but they're never mine
I made my entrance,avoided hazards
Checked my engine,I fell behind

I fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside
I'm alway's nervous on days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move,cause i'm a fuckin' boy

Remember when I was in the grocery store,now's my time
Lost the words,lost my nerve,lost the girl,left a line
I would wish upon a star,but that star,it doesn't shine
So read my book with a boring ending
A short story of a lonely guy

I fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside
I'm alway's nervous on days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move,cause i'm a fuckin' boy

The party song

Do you wanna come to a party
My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30
This thing's at a frat house,
but people are cool there
Reluctant, I followed, but I never dreamed

There would be someone there
who would catch my attention
I wasn't out looking for love or affection
So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free
Shined the beer for tequila and
we headed into the party

And then, in the backyard,
some terrible ska band
Someone in the background was doing a keg stand
This place is so lame,
all these girls look the same
All these guys have no game,
I wish I would have stayed

In my bed, back at home, watching TV alone
Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone
Far from people I hate, down from anywhere state
Trying to intoxicate girls to
give them head after the party

And then, I saw her standing there
With green eyes and long blond hair
She wasn't wearing underwear,
at least I prayed that
She might be the one
Maybe we'd have some fun
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise

But that night,
I learned some girls try too hard
Na na na, na na na, na na na
Some girls try too hard
Na na na, na na na, na na na
Some girls try too hard to impress
with the way that they dress
With those things on their chests
and the things they suggest to me

I couldn't believe what this lady was saying
The names she was dropping
and the games she was playing
She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys
How she's down with
the wise well-constructed disguise

Now, I'd rather go dateless
than stay here and hate this
Her volume of makeup,
her fake tits were tasteless
So I said I'd call her, but never would bother
Until I got turned down
by another girl at a party

So when you see her standing there
With green eyes and long blond hair
She won't be wearing underwear
and you'll discover
This girl's not the one
and she'll never be fun
You should just turn and run
Because you'll find out that
some girls try too hard

Na na na, na na na, na na na
Some girls try too hard
Na na na, na na na, na na na
And some girls try too hard to
impress with the way that they dress
With those things on their chest
and the things they suggest to me

Na na na, na na na, na na na
Some girls try too hard
Na na na, na na na, na na na
Some girls try too hard

The Rock Show

Hanging out behind the club on the weekends
Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
I couldn't wait for the summer at the Warped Tour
I rememeber that it's the first time that I saw her there

She's getting kicked out of school cause she's failing
I'm kinda nervous, cause I think all her friends hate me
She's the one, she'll always be there
She took my hand and I made it I swear

Cause I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, better sneak me in through the window
Everything's better when she's around
Can't wait until her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

When we said we were gonna move to Vegas
I rememeber the look her mother gave us
17 without a purpose or direction
We don't owe anyone a fucken explatation

I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, better sneak me in through the window
Everything's better when she's around
Can't wait until her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

Black and white pictures of her on my wall
I waited for her call, she always kept me waiting
And if I ever got another chance I'd still ask her to dance
Because she kept me waiting

I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, better sneak me in through the window
Everything's better when she's around
Can't wait until her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

with the girl at the rock show
with the girl at the rock show
(I'll never forget tonight)
with the girl at the rock show

Wendy Clear

Let's take the boat out on the bay
Forget your job for just one day
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
It might be inappropriate because
Either way our band gets dropped, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret,
why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

The three-date theory is getting old
Everyone's getting left out in the cold
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
So I'll see you with another guy
Who pretends not to hear you when you cry, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret,
why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

I'll be movin' on
Movin' on
Movin' on, on, on
Movin' on
Movin' on
Movin' on, on, on

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret,
why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

What's my age again?

I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started makin' out and she took off my pants
But then, I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD,
my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that b**** hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID,
my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me,
my friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?

That's about the time that she broke up with me
(what's my age again?)
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me,
I'll never wanna act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

What's my age again...