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| The Varnish17 Examiner Now Has An Eye in the Sky |
| Henry "one eye" Jackson will be flying our new airship across our fair city. Our sponsor, Harness' Electric Corsets, bought this flying wonder for our news gathering service. This means that we are going to fly over your neighbourhood to see what you're doing. Please wear your best, Mr. Jackson will be taking photographs. When asked about flying The Vanish17 Examiner airship, Mr. Jackson remarked: "I'm scared to death to fly this contraption! Please tell my wife that I love her." |
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