Deep Toughts

*By Jack Handy*

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear its master plan to conquer the world?

The Favourites of Edward Sebele

The face of a child can say it all.  Especially the mouth part of the face

Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke".  But to me, thats what her dinner tasted like.

when I was a kid my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman.  After shool we'd all go and play in his cave, and every once and a while he would eat one of us.  It wasn't until later that we found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.