Dear Backyard Breeder
I am writing this in a state of anger, frustration, and sadness. I think you
will understand why as you read this letter.
About two years ago, you decided to breed a litter of ::::INSERT YOUR BREED HERE::::.
Your dog wasn't really breeding quality and you certainly didn't know enough
about the breed so perhaps it was greed, ignorance, or the desire to show the
kids the highly overrated miracle of birth.
You managed to find a male of equally undistinguished parentage and the deal
was consummated. Your dog, who had previously been confined to the backyard because she was
not housebroken and had absolutely no manners, must have felt like royalty when
you allowed her to stay in the garage while she tended her puppies.
Think BEFORE you breed!