My Kind of Man
Copyright 2003
"Hey Erin, so what's up? What'd ya need me to come over for?" AJ McLean asked, walking in and shucking his coat.
"I've got something to tell ya."
"Uh oh, this doesn't sound good." AJ frowned.
Erin grinned; oh it was good alright. She been trying to decide for months on how to tell him that she wanted to be more than just friends. She'd known AJ for about four years, and she'd always had a crush on him, but over time, the crush grew.
She loved him, straight out. He of course was always dating someone, well now was one of those lulls, and she knew she had to strike while the iron was hot as they say. AJ wasn't one for seriousness really, and that was ok by Erin, she'd do it different, she'd have fun. "Don't worry, you'll like this...I hope."
"You hope?"
"Mmm hmm, just wait and see." Erin winked, "have a seat." She walked over to the stereo and put a CD in and turned, waiting for him to sit.
AJ walked over and slumped down on the couch, looking up at Erin. He wondered what she had up her sleeve, he never knew with Erin, she was spontaneous. It was one of the many things he loved about her, that and the fact that she was a great friend, someone he could always rely on.
"Comfy?"
"Umm, yeah, sure. What's going on Erin?"
She held a finger up to her lips then turned, programming something in on the CD player and took off towards the kitchen. AJ watched her leave and frowned in confusion. "Uhh...Erin?" His head whipped back towards the stereo as music started filling the room. He recognized this song, he knew he did. He was still trying to figure it out, when suddenly Erin danced, or rather sauntered into the room.
He stilled, his eyes widening as she danced in time with the music, a small smile on her lips as she started singing along with the music.
You and your museum of lovers
The precious collection you've housed in your covers
My simpleness threatened by my own admission
AJ's mouth dropped as he fought back a smile, watching her dance in front of him, her arms waving around as she accented each line.
Slowly she made her way closer to him, grinning evilly, suddenly producing a scarf, wrapping it around his head and sliding it back and forth over his head quickly, causing his eyes to widen once again.
Bringing one knee up, she rested it on the couch next to one thigh then the other, straddling him as she continued to sing.
And the bags are much too heavy
In my insecure condition
My pregnant mind is fat full with envy again
AJ stilled again, listening carefully. He'd never really paid that much attention to the song before, but now that he listened, it dawned on him, what she was trying to tell him. His thoughts were cut short as she rubbed her hips against his, looking deep into his eyes.
She wouldn't loose her nerve, she wouldn't...she still had practically the whole song to go! So far so good, he hadn't bolted yet. Hopefully he'd catch on to what she was trying to say; he'd understand what she wanted...him.
Scooting in closer to him, she rubbed right up against him, bobbing up and down a bit as she sang the chorus happily.
But I still love to wash in your old bathwater
Love to think that you couldn't love another
I can't help it...you're my kind of man
He groaned, biting his lip hard. Oh god if he wasn't worked up now! He smiled weakly, resting his hands on her hips. Still, he couldn't help but be amused, the song had that feel to it that just made him want to chuckle and she was singing it so...so...animatedly that despite his aroused state, he couldn't help but smile. She always knew the ways to get to him.
Alright, this next part was key, she had to make sure he understood. Moving in even closer, she locked eyes with him, saying the words clear and strong.
Wanted and adored by attractive women
Bountiful selection at your discretion
I know I'm diving into my own destruction
He raised an eyebrow, obviously she was trying to make a point and he got it, loud and clear.
Slowly he licked his lips; so, she was diving into her own destruction? He smirked, looking down at her lips, he could tell she was trying hard not to react, not to falter, but he wouldn't make it that easy. Leaning in, his brushed his lips over hers lightly, feeling them move against his as she sang, slowing a bit.
Damn him! He wasn't supposed to be running interference! She had to get away and fast! Moving quickly, she slid away from him, winking. Turning so her back was to him, she moved her hips jerkily in time with the music.
Looking over her shoulder, again she looked into his eyes as she sang.
So why do we choose the boys that are naughty?
I don't fit in so why do you want me?
And I know I can't tame you...but I just keep trying
He supposed he was naughty, everyone called him a bad boy though...same thing. He hoped she would tame him, he looked forward to it.
God, she wished she knew what he was thinking, his expression was unreadable, he looked as though he was enjoying himself, she looked down, some parts more than others.
Shaking her head, she turned all the way around, shaking in front of him
'Cause I love to wash in your old bathwater
Love to think that you couldn't love another
I'm on your list with all your other women
But I still love to wash in your old bathwater
You make me feel like I couldn't love another
I can't help it...you're my kind of man
Ooooooooo!!
Why do the good girls always want the bad boys?
He chuckled, he couldn't help it. There it was, bad boys. Slumping heavily in the chair, he grinned again. She would now be the only woman on his list, he wondered though, did she really love him love him, or did she just...love him? Or was it more of a like that she hoped turned into love and she's just saying love cause it's the words of the song?
AJ frowned; he was starting to confuse himself.
Erin frowned; her steps starting to falter, what in the world was he thinking? He looked flat out confused. The words weren't that hard to understand, maybe he was starting to get upset. She still had one verse and two choruses left! He couldn't be upset yet, she wasn't finished!
Time to pull out all the stops, she'd just...just...do what the song said. Walking over, she threw herself into his lap suddenly, looking up at him and batting her eyes as she sang the next lines.
So I pacify problems with kisses and cuddles
Diligently doubtful through all kinds of trouble
Then I find myself choking on all my contradictions
AJ stared at her in his lap, suddenly winding his arms around her waist, holding her tightly; she wasn't going anywhere again. His heart dropped as she leaned in, kissing his cheek and cuddling close to him as the song instructed.
He hugged her closer to him, the smile permanently on his lips as she went on singing, grinning happy and winking.
'Cause I still love to wash in your old bathwater
Love to think that you couldn't love another
Share a toothbrush...you're my kind of man
I still love to wash in your old bathwater
Make me feel like I couldn't love another
I can't help it...you're my kind of man
"Waaaaaaaaaooooooooo! Do do doooooooo! Do be doooooo...dodo doooooo!" Erin sang, trying hard not to laugh.
AJ bit his lip hard, his body shaking with unreleased laughter.
No I can't help myself
I can't help myself
I still love to wash in your old bathwater
"Ooooooooh...eeeeeeeeeeeeee!" She finished, blinking and looking over at him.
AJ took one look at her and busted out laughing, his body shaking hard.
"Heeeeey!" Erin pouted; placing her hands on her hips the best she could.
"I-I'm...s-sorry baby...I...I just..." He laughed harder, pulling her close to him, hugging her tightly.
Erin shook her head, finally succumbing to her giggles, laughing right along with him.
"Whew! That was great baby, I loved it! W-wow." AJ grinned, wiping the tears of laughter from his eyes, trying to catch his breath.
"What can I say? I'm different."
"Different isn't the word."
"What is then? Wait a minute! Stop changing the subject!"
He blinked, "I did?"
"Yes...you did!"
"That being what?"
"The song! The subject of the song!"
AJ frowned, "Washing in my bathwater?"
Erin groaned, tapping on his head. "Helllooooo in there! Anyone home? Come on AJ...what'd you think? Seriously?"
AJ smiled, "I think it's great. Why didn't you say something before?"
"I dunno...you're always with someone...didn't think you'd like me like that. We've been friends forever."
"So?"
"So, aren't you worried bout messing that up?"
"It can only make it better, I want to be with you too Erin."
"Seriously?"
"Absolutely." AJ winked.
"Wow, cool."
"That's it? Just...cool?"
"Well...yeah."
"Man..."
"What?!"
"I dunno...I was expecting...great, wonderful...fabulous! Something more than just...cool."
"God AJ! Don't get cocky!" She chuckled.
"Hey!" He pouted.
Erin shook her head.
"Oh...I got a question."
"Ok."
"That song...do you really love me? Or do you just kinda like me but wanna love me as the relationship progresses? And did you just say that cause it's the words of the song, but would've rather said liked, but were worried about the flow?" AJ finished, looking expectantly at her.
"Uh..." She blinked, looking at him blankly.
"I confused ya huh?"
"Yeah."
"That's ok, I confused myself when I thought about it." He frowned.
"Oh god, c'mere!" Erin called, pulling him into her arms, hugging him tightly.
AJ pulled away and kissed her deeply, smiling against her lips, Erin pulled away.
"What's so funny?"
"Do ya really love to wash in my bathwater?"
They both started laughing, leaning in for another kiss.
Bathwater - By No Doubt
