OW

"Good morning, Buck. How are you this fine day?"

"Can’t complain. What’s got you so smiley? Yesterday you were grouchier than a shaved bear with a beestung hide."

"Last night I had the most wonderful dream I have ever experienced."

"Ahhh. She pretty?"

"They were gorgeous."

"They? Do tell!"

"I had become wealthier and more exquisitely companioned than a sultan, surrounded by gold, jewels, the softest silks, the richest furs and the very finest food and drink. It was paradise."

"Wish I’d been there!"

"Perhaps one day, we both will be. Can I interest you in a new investment opportunity?"