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		ALTERNATE MOVIE ENDINGS by Vinny D.
	HARRY POTTER 1& 2- I think they should both end where Harry shakes hands with this little fat wizard friend with a lisp, but by accident the two shake hands the wrong way and Harry's hand explodes.  Then he will look at his hand all bloody and stuff and be like "HOLY SHIT!" and then immidiatly roll the ending credits with the theme playing to them. STARWARS EPISODE II- I don't like how Yoda was acting all weak and old after doing all of those flips and shit.  He's such a friggin liar! I think because of that, the entire movie should be changed, because I just can't stand sitting through a movie where the wise good guy is truly a liar.  Besides, I believe it would be best to change the entire movie anyways. I AM SAM- I think Sean Penn should get really drunk and become even more retarded so the audience can expect a sequel. MIB2- I think Will Smith should dance around to the song "KNOD YO HEAD" instead of just having it played with the end credits. BLACK HAWK DOWN- I think the end credits should have the song "Losing my Religion  " playing.  I think by doing so it would give the audience a better sense of closer. AMELIE- I think they should do the same thing as MIB2. THE MATRIX- First off, this movie sucked! I don't care what people have to say, all I know is that this movie sucked.  However, I would have liked it a little (I suppose) if it just ended where Keanu Reeves messes up while jumping across the building in that one scene where it is his first time doing it.  Then instead of him waking up, we just see the poor bastard dead in the middle of that virtual crap ass city.   Then it should go to the titles and have clips of footage at the side of the screen from that other stupid Keanu Reeves movie "LITTLE BUDDHA", that movie had great potential but because of Keanu Reeves and his horrible acting, the movie was screwed.  However, THE MATRIX on the other hand had no potential, it would have been bad either way.  But my goodness! LITTLE BUDDHA! That movie could have been a masterpiece! Okay, I know I am over exaggerating, that movie was pretty horrible too, but what should I as an individual do about it?! THE NEW GUY- Wow! Whoever came up with the idea of this movie must have had a pretty big bump on the head.  It was terrible. STARSHIP TROOPERS- Hahaa! Oh my oh my! It took me a while before I realized whether it was a comedy or a Sci-Fi Erotic drama thriller! Then it hit me, I am such an idiot!  Of course it is obviously a comedy!  Who on EARTH could actually come up with such a stupid idea while being serious. JURRASIC PARK- I think that it would be pretty cute if all of a sudden these baby t-rex's came out of the "PARK".  Wouldn't that be adorable?  Because then you could expect a sequel and it is adorable.