JACKASS THE MOVIE
review by Vinny D.
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Let me just say! There are Days and THERE ARE DAYS!

This movie is so insane and funny that I found myself so tempted to perform a neck breaking stunt more than once!

These were the times which tempted me to do these tricks but I ended up not doing them:

1. When Johnny Knoxville went paintballing naked and he was knocked out by a birage of paintballs.  Soon his friends decided that it would be a funny JACKASS moment if they woke him up by shooting his nuts at point blank range! Sure enough! It worked!

2. When they put little dude in the dryer and turned it on and then left him in there to die!

3. When Steve-O ate dead crickets and they sensored the puke coming out of his mouth with the word "YEAH DUDE" coming out instead.

4. When Johnny Knoxville started humping a wall at a toy store!

5. When one of the other guys ( I forgot his name) jumped off a barn and landed on two cows who were boofing!

6. When Steve-O purposly electricuted himself to sexually stimulate himself.