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Nov 26, 2004:This site no longer maintained, I have moved it elsewhere and it is not available to the public. If you have come here looking for the Super Mario Brothers 3 speed and trick videos everything you need is zipped and can be downloaded in the "Files" section or you can just click here. I also removed the ability to move the windows around the screen because the code that Geocites adds to my page really fucks things up.

Oct 3, 2004: Total visual overhawl, the entire page looks like my KDE desktop! Haven't tested it outside the lan (could be deadly slow).

Sept 25, 2004: Speed seems to be an issue again... I noticed the page is not very responsive with an ordinary adsl or cable connection, it flies on my own connections though. On the plus side the website is officially W3C standards complient. Check it out:

June 3, 2004: More functionality added now that the ftp seems to be working again, must have been down for maintenance or something... for an entire week. If you're using IE the popup divs have a fade transition effect which actually looks pretty good. I didn't realize until now that there were any IE transition effects that didn't suck. If you go to most geocities sites for instance everyone uses the 'wipe' or 'checkerboard' effect and it all looks like shit. The code to apply and run the transition makes Mozilla and Opera hang so I had to toss in a isIE() function to get it to work, thanks Microsoft.

May 24, 2004: Click n' Drag works in Mozilla... Booya!

Projects

My only project is to email Geocities and tell them that their free web hosting is fucking stupid and that they're all a bunch of cock suckers.

Files

Here's my files, the zip is probably the one you're looking for. It contains the rest of the files. If you need help working this stuff you might want to try asking on GameFAQs, but expect some antagonism if you do.

About

If you don't know me personally and have somehow wandered to this site you're probably wondering what this is. This site I use for various web development projects and almost anything else I need posted on the Net. This site is 100% hand-coded (view source if you want to).

About myself, I currently attend the University of Calgary (Canada) as a fifth year Student in Pure Math and Computer Science Degrees (that's 50 courses = 5 years at 5 courses a semester for you non math majors). I have an interest in graphics, art, and web development and currently am working on several projects (even if they're not listed here).

My CPSC email address is [REMOVED], but you should have been able to figure that out based on this page's URL. You could also try my Hotmail account but don't expect a reply unless you put something meaningful in the subject line. jordan_burgess@hotmail.com