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EVERYONE KNOWS THE LITTLE BO PEEP NURSARY RHYME
LITTLE BO PEEP HAS LOST HER SHEEP AND DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM LEAVE THEM ALONE AND THEY'LL COME HOME WAGGING THEIR TAILS BEHIND THEM
LITTLE BO PEEP AFTER THE FAIRY TALE
- AFTER THE SHEEP-LOSING INCIDENT, LITTLE BO PEEP DEDICATED HER LIFE TO BUILDING A COMMUNITY WHERE SHEEP WOULD BE SAFE. SO, LITTLE LAMB VILLAGE CAME INTO BEING. ITS WAS A PLEASANT LITTLE TOWN WHERE THE SHEEP MULTIPLIED, PEOPLE MOVED IN FROM ALL OVER, AND LITTLE SHOPS BEGAN TO SPRING UP.
- ONE DAY, A TOWNSPERSON VOLUNTEERED TO DIG A WELL IN THE CENTER OF TOWN, WHERE PEOPLE COULD COME FROM ALL OVER TO CONGREGATE AND SOCIALIZE. HE ACCIDENTLY DROPPED HIS BAG LUCH DOWN THE WELL- A LAMB CHOP SANDWHICH AND WAS VERY SURPRISED WHEN LITTLE STARS FLOATED UP WHEN THE BAG HIT THE WATER.
- WHEN HE BROUGHT UP THE BAG HE WAS ASTONISHED TO FIND THAT THE SANDWICH HAD MAGICALLY CHANGED INTO A LEG OF MUTTON WITH MINT SAUCE AND A SIDE ORDER OF POTATOES!
- AS WORD OF THE MAGIC WELL SPREAD, PEOPLE CAME FROM ALL OVER THE NINE KINGDOMS TO DROP THINGS INTO IT, AND TO GET THEIR WISHES GRANTED.
- LITTLE BO PEEP MARRIED A SHEPHERD BOY WHO HAD COME INTO TOWN TO USE THE WELL AND BUILT A FARM ON THE WEST SIDE OF THE VILLAGE.
- THEY HAD A SON WHOM THEY NAMED WILFRED AND SOON AFTER A SECOND SON WAS BORN. SHE TAUGHT THEM HARD WORK AND GOODNESS BUT THE BOYS GREW UP WICKED, MEAN AND FULL OF MISCHIEF.
- WILFRED GREW UP MEANER AND MEANER BUT DID MANAGE TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS. ON HIS 38TH BIRTHDAY, THE LITTLE LAMB VILLAGE BOARD OF TOURISM DECIDED TO HOLD THE FIRST ANNUAL LITTLE LAMB VILLAGE COMPETITION, WHICH WOULD INCLUDE EVENTS SUCH AS THE BEST APPLE PIE, BIGGEST RADISH, MOST VALUABLE SHEARER AND THE BEAUTIFUL SHEEP AND SHEPHERDESS COMPETITION.
- A WEEK BEFORE THE COMPETITION, THE MAGIC WISHING WELL MYSTERIOUSLY DRIED UP. DISAPPOINTED TOURISTS LEFT IN DROVES.
- THE TOWN DECIDED TO HOLD THE EVENTS ANYWAY, AND TO THEIR AMAZEMENT, THE PEEP FAMILY WON EVERY EVENT!
- AT THE BEAUTIFUL SHEEP AND SHEPHERDESS EVENT THAT YEAR, PETUNIA, WILFRED'S DAUGHTER WAS COMPETING WITH TWO OTHER GIRLS. THE OTHER GIRL'S SHEEP LOOKED GOOD TO BE SURE, BUT HER SHEEP SEEMED TO GLOW WITH AN INNER LIGHT. SHE WON THE CONTEST AND EVERYONE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE PEEP'S SECRET WAS. THEY WOULD GUESS FOR SOMETIME, FOR THE PEEP FAMILY WON ALL OF THE EVENTS FOR DECADES AFTERWARDS.
- ONE DAY, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD'S HALF-WOLF GRANDSON SNUCK INTO THE VILLAGE. HE DEVOURED 3 FARMS WORTH OF SHEEP BEFORE BEING CAUGHT. HE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE IN THE SNOW WHITE MEMORIAL PRISON.
- FROM THEN ON THE MASSACRE WAS REENACTED IN THE ANNUAL COMPETITION. A FARMER WAS CHOSEN TO DON A WOLF'S HEAD AND PARADE AROUND TOWN, SCARING THE SHEPHERDESS.
- LITTLE BO PEEP DISAPPEARED INTO THE HILLS, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. SHE NEVER FULLY RECOVERED FROM THE SHOCK OF WOLF'S SECURITY BREACH IN HER COZY LITTLE VILLAGE. |
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