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Laci's Website |
You'll be "blown
away" by my all-american, girl-next-door looks & cool attitude!
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"Laci is the quintessential All-American girl next door" |
"She is a cutie with a superb body" |
"She's easy to talk to and has a great attitude" |
"Laci's the girl next door you used to drool over" |
"She's like the daughter of the guy next door that I really shouldn't look at that way" |
"Absolutely the best I've ever had--my only regret is not booking a longer session" |
REPEAT
CLIENTS:
You are welcome to call or email me for an appointment.
Please remind me about our time together.
NEW CLIENTS: While my job is to make you happy during our time together, your job is to make me feel comfortable enough to see you in the first place. Please review the info links on my site, read my reviews for details that may be of interest to you, and then contact me by phone or e-mail to set something up if you're interested. Because of the nature of my screening process, it generally works best for you to initiate contact via email, but you are welcome to call if necessary. VERIFICATION PROCESS FOR NEW CLIENTS: When you first contact me, please identify yourself as either a) a local, or b) an out-of-towner, and also confirm that you have reviewed my site and that you understand "the process" for donations. Please note that there is some pre-screening involved for my safety. I intend for it to be a relatively painless process but there is still certain information I really need to have from you. In general, it's easier to make me feel comfortable if you can easily prove that you're A) actually from out of town and B) that you don't work at a certain place. If you're local, I'll need a little more info to help me feel comfortable, especially work-related. Please include as much "personal information" as you feel comfortable sharing at this stage. The more info you're willing to volunteer, the more comfortable I'll feel about seeing you! Examples of good information include your name, where you're from, and what you do for a living. What is really helpful is a referral or two from an established provider. If I feel like I still need more info from you, I won't be shy to ask, but just be aware that I may choose not to see you if I don't feel comfortable enough. IMPORTANT LINKS: Donations
& The Process (this is the one link you *must* read carefully) Contact
Info: Let's work through a couple of examples, 'k? When a question begins with something like "Do you..." or "Will you..." etc., that is a pretty good sign that you should just stop right there before going further. Example: "Do you give good massages?" (nope, no good because the answer to that question may be misconstrued to infer that I would be willing to engage in somd kind of illegal activity) Another example: "Do you ... like good italian food?" (now see, there you go again, but this time the question is actually ok, never minding what a good Italian meal may lead to). Try and think with your big head and use some common sense. If you will just read my reviews and the information contained in my links, then there really is no reason to be asking such silly questions! Other
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