B: Oh for shizel my nizzle! There is this one girl, whom I thought to be rather attractive. Ofcourse, I was talkin about the things I would want to do to this girl sexually, when one of my other friends, who is a girl, became jealous and exclaimed "She looks like an evil librarian! How could you think she is cute?" I was like "dude, she is hot, but that doesn't matter, you just gave me a great idea for a band name!" No seriously, we just don't like that dickhead librarian at Palo Verde, we think he is evil.
J: What are the names of the guys in the band and who plays what?
B: myself (Brandon Wolak)~ Guitar, Saxophone, Vocals
Fred Osborn~ Guitar/Bass and vocals
Fred Stone~ trumpet
Greg Canfield~ trombone
Chris Alampi~ Vocals
Brendon Urie~ Percussion
J: I for one am not from vegas, but are you guys all originally from vegas?
B: I am from Wisconsin, Osborn is from Scotland, Stone is from Cali along with Chris, and Greg and Brendon's homeland remain a mystery to modern man and science.
J: What school(s) does everyone go to?
B: We all go to Palo NERDE.
J: When/How did you guys decide to form the Evil Librarians?
B: It all started a long long time ago... in a galaxy far away...er...actually, we were all like "dude, Glenside and bands like that suck! They think they are Blink 182, Green Day, or A New Found Glory. We need to keep it real for the kids, and let them listen to something new that hasn't been done before!" So on that note, we set out to conquer Las Vegas, and eventually the world with such hit songs as "All the Small Things" "Time of Your Life" and "Whats My Age Again", all of them being poorly covered ofcourse! Nah, just playin, we wouldn't sell out like that, unless we were offered lots of money.
J: Who influences your band whether it's the music, the performance, or just the stage presence in general?
B: Well, we are kinda new to this, as we haven't had a show or a formal rehersal, but individually we have all kicked it with instruments at some point or another. Its tough when there are lots of dudes in one band especilally when not everyone has a car, and the other kids are trying to go to college. But shit will get done. As far as musical influences go, I would havta say that we all like Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, The Aquabats Op. Ivy, etc.
J: What are three words that describe your music?
B: Trendy Pop Ska!
J: What are three words that describe yourself/selves?
B: "home-oh-sexuals"
J: What is your favorite venue in Las Vegas?
B: I personally like Tremors! That place is the shiznat homey! I cannot think of another venue that is on the 2nd floor of a shitty strip mall...can you?
J: What do you guys like to do after playing a show?
B: Being we haven't played a show, I don't know...but I could imagine us rockin a little cheeba and catchin some beer and pizza.
J: What is in your stereo right now?
B: I have a 3 disk changer, so I'll give you all three! How does that sound? Goldfinger, Less Than Jake, and The Aquabats!
J: What do you like to do when you aren't playing music?
B: Well, music is MY life, so I pretty much stick to that and workin out. I suppose, in my spare time I try to have sex (unsuccessfully).
J: Likes?
B: girls, ska, punk, homies, beer
J: Dislikes?
B: emo, kids who cry, sweaters (unless worn by "evil librarians"), dudes, roller skaters, scooters, cock, and emo
J: Most embarrasing moment (individually or as a band)?
B: The time I was caught having sex with Britney Spears by Justin Timberlake. It wasn't that bad, until Justin said "Britney, I thought you were a virgin?! How could you?" and she goes "Oh Justin, you dick is much to small, I didn't want to waste it on you." Then that fuck goes out and tells the tabloids that I had sex with HIM and that I had a small dick! Can you believe that? Now everytime I try and have sex, all chicks think I'm gay with a small dick. : (
J: I'm very sorry about that, I don't think you are gay. Does the band have a website?
B: No we don't, bit thats were you kids come into play! Thanks very much for listening to my babblings, and I hope I sufficiently answered your questions!