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... if Radditz could go SSJ3?
... if Mr. Satan (Hercule, if you know him by that) really was the strongest man alive?
... if Dr. Briffs was the strongest man alive?
... to see Nappa in a hairnet?
... if I wrote DBZ (oh, believe me, it would be so very odd)?
... to see Radditz in a hairnet? (I pity the hairnet...)
... if Kami was admitted to a retirement home?
... if Tien (Tenshinhan WHATEVER!)'s extra eye started crying?
...if Baba took up a part-time job as a fortune-teller at carnivals?
... if Cell had gotten bored and gone home to play video games?
...if DBZ charas were on The Real World. That house would be blonw sky-high. BLAMMO!

... if Goku were evil? (ooh, good ficcy idea! Evil, evil, evil!)
... if Frieza taught ballet? (yes, that doesn't count as 'odd' in my book.)
... if the Ginyu froggy were plotting to take over the Earth? (another idea....)
... if instead of fighting Goku for the fate of the universe, Cell would rather play chess? We'd be doomed....
...if someone was crazy enough to adopt a Cell Jr? (scary scary scary)
...if Nappa really DID smell like toenails? (ewwww.)
...to atend the aformentioned ballet class?
...to FAIL the class? O_O

... if the Ginyu froggy got more lines? (can you tell I think the frog is cool?)
... if Yajirobi were dead? (I hate that little fat man>.< Tail cutter!)