Well, here's a jolly nugget of humor. Phrases that you'd either have to be drunk or totally insane to hear Vegeta say. On with the show! Warning: Some of this is quite wierd and disturbing.

"Can't we all just get along?" "I've got a lov-e-ly bunch of coconuts! All there a standing in a row!" "I love you, man!" Goku: "*gasp* Really? Oh, I never thought you'd say that! *squeezes the life out of Vegeta" Vegeta:"Ack! No, I meant in a friendly way!" "D'oh!" "Not now, honey, I have a headache." "I want my mommy!" "God bless us everyone!" "*looks around nervously* The cats are watching me..." "I miss my tail ;_;" "Darned grass stains..." "Eek, a bug!" Chibi Vegeta: "Kakarrot, do you know where my goldfish is?" Chibi Goku (with a fishtail hanging out of his mouth): "I have no idea." "Die, Grinch, die!"       "Avante! Vite! Vite!" Submitted by Kayru   "I'm a lumberjack, I'm okay.." "Kakarrot, I still don't forgive you for eating my fish."

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