santa

Dear Santa,
     I only want three things for Christmas, just three. A nicer wife, a brain and a lifetime supply of food. No, wait. Four things. Can I have a drink too?
     -- Goku

The lastest spawn of my insane little brain. What do the DBZ people want from Santa?

Dear Mr. Claus,
The one thing that I want for Christmas is simple. All I want is a new name. It's not that much if you think about it. Just leave the papers under the tree. Please, I'm tired of Vegeta's new nickname for me, "Hooters".
--ChiChi

Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
--Corone

Dear Santa,
All I want is for everyone to forget that time I mistook a rectal camera for a microphone and sang "Pretty Woman" into it.
-- Doctor Gero.

Submitted by Kayru. Ick :P

Dear Santa Claws,
I want a bike and a fire truck and a Picollo action figure and umm.... a new Mommy. I want all my spelling books to catch ablaze and ummm... uh.. hmm... and I want Vegeta to be my Daddy.
   -- Gohan
                Again, from Kayru.

Dear Sandy Craws,
I'd like a Millenium Barbie with the silver, shimmery dress and some Gap jeans and a new pink dress.
--Cell

Dear Santa,
Listen, you fat, old fart! You better fulfill all my wishes or else! I want imortality, I want Kakarot dead and I want to get out of this d@mn box! Oh no.... I can't send this from inside the box! I'm doomed!
--Vegeta (aka the shaking box under Vegetress' Christmas tree)

Dear Santa,
I want new shoes and a good plastic surgeon.
--Picollo

Dear Santa,
I want platform shoes and a box of Viagra, so I can impress that android chick!
--Krillin ( Kiririn, Kururin, whatever his name is! >:P)

Spankin' New for 2001!

Dear Santa,
   All I want this year is for you to choke on your next cookie! Appearently you misread last year's letter. I said I hate that name, not I'd prefer it!
                  -Angrily yours,
                              Hooters

Dear Santa,
           All I want is for seagulls and bees to stop trying to steal my lifetime supply of food.
                -Goku
                          p.s. I like ChiChi's new name, and I think Vegeta does too, 'cause he smiles real big whenever he hears it. She hits him over the head after that but oh well.

    Dear Sanity Claws,
         Buu wants a gabillion cookies! Gimme!
                   -Buu

    Dear Santy Claws,
         Could you please give me... um... an X-box, MGS2, and a PS2 and a Picollo Make Me Pretty! Oooh and a wig for the Picollo! And a new bicycle tire! Babidi hit me with my old one and ruint it...
                  -Dabura. (submitted by Kayru, I swear to God!)

    Dear Santa,
         I want a puffy yellow puppy! I looooove dogs!
                  -Babidi (SNL referrence to his stupid 'Ilove it' dance)

    Dear Santa,
        Please get me a new home, Yamcha destroyed my trash can!
               p.s. Get me a big knife!
                   --Puar

    Dear Santa,
        I want Laura Croft!
               -Chibi Trunks