Ways to Scare Vegeta: 1. Allow him to view this website. 2. Dare #18 to touch his arm. (OUCH! Sorry, the devil made me do it!) 3. Dress up as the Grinch and chase him, calling him a murderer. (Yes, I like to play off of my jokes.) 4. Tell him all about that big pudding monster under the sink. 5. Name off all the different ways his name has been mispronounced. 6. Hide in his training room and make cell-slurpy noises while he works out. 7. Dye your hair purple, glomp his leg and say "DADDY!" 8. Tell him that all jack-o-lanterns are working for Frieza, for is still alive. (actually this might be a "Ways to Get Vegeta to Destroy Innocent Pumpkins" but who cares.) 9. Follow him around, muttering about lobsters turning into monsters. 10. Have Yajirobi follow him about with his sword drawn. (Bad Yaji! Vegetress smash! *smashes Yaji* *Yaji goes smoosh*) 11. Tell him he's named after a vegetable. 12. Threaten to mail his baby pictures to everyone you know, and you know a lot of people.

Yes, believe it or not, there are plenty of ways to scare Veggie. >:) Now, brought to you by the spooky evilness that is me, is a list.