Hello, welcome to another spooktacular section! Prepare for terror and loads of gut-wrenching, heart-pounding, bone-chilling... Blair Witch parodies?
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Never Says:

Vegeta: "*holding a camera awkwardly close to his face and crying* I... am so.. *sniff sniff* scared. I'd like to apologize to everyone. *the rest is inaudible through overacted crying*"

Gohan: "*running through the woods at night* "Daddy! Daddy! Daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

Cell: "*to Gohan* I'll get you my pretty, and your little cat, too! *points at Puar*
Gohan: "Uh, I think you're thinking of the wrong witch."
Cell: "*looks comically confused* "Gimme a sec... *flips through the script* Oh, riiight, that's for the Wizard of Oz jokes. Hey, wait a sec! Why am I a witch!?"

Chichi: "Goku, where's the map?"
Goku: "I already told you, I don't know!"
*Vegeta is giggling in the background*

Goku: "We'll never get out of these god-forsaken woods! *pulling at his hair, being melodramatic*"
Vegeta: "*smacks Goku upside the head* We can just fly out of here, you moron!"
Goku: "*stops pulling his hair out* Oh yeah, you're right!"