| This Month's Creature is the... DRAGON! |
| That's right, the dragon! There are over fifty different species of dragon, ranging from the smallest dragon in existance, the Zex, which is yellow with black stripes and the same size as an africanized honey bee, to the largest dragon of them all, which is pure black with amathyst eyes and claws, and could use the Sears Tower as a tooth pick. Over the years I have had time to study thease creatures, and I am here to disspell some smokey superstitions... 1. All dragons are evil. This is just not so, you see many dragons such as the Zex and the Brundision (BRUN-DY-SEE-UN) pose absoulutely no threat to anyone,exepet of course shiny stuff. You see dragons LOVE shiny things! Dragons got their vicuose reputations from thease two things.One, Dragons love shinys and will do ANYTHING to get them and Two, dragons LOVE shinys and will do ANYTHING to keep them. If that means a little robbery and frying, well what can one do? Dose that make dragons evil? 2. All dragons eat people. How can you say that?! The Zex do not eat anything but honey bees, because they are perfectly adapt at looking like one. Resosnmakas (RE-O-S-ON-MA-KA) are poisoned if they eat anything other then Pirranas. Don't get me started on serpants. My piont is that you are very wrong in assuming that dragons only eat people. 3. Dragons are stupid. OMG now you've done it!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU CALL DRAGONS STUPID STUPID!!! DRAGONS ARE EXTREAMLY SMART AND HAVE THE ABILILITY TO SPEEK ANY LANGUGE, PREFORM SPELLS, BUILD MAZES, AND GUARD THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF TREASURE!!!! THEY CAN EVEN READ!!! IN FACT I'LL BET THAT WHOEVER THINKS DRAGONS ARE DOMB WILL BE BURNED TO A CRISP IN THREE MINETS BECAUSE YOU SEE, I NEVER SAID DRAGONS ARE NICE, OR THAT THEY ARE NOT EASY TO ANGER, IN FACT, THEY GET ANGRY AT ANY INSULT TO THEM, AND AN ANGRY DRAGON, IS A LETHAL ONE....Have a nice day. |