Stuff DragonBall People Would NEVER Say...
DragonBall characters have said plenty of strange and unusual things, but none as weird and twisted as the following quotes.....
Vegeta - "Please."

Vegeta - "Goku."

Bulma - "Well, since Vegeta is gone off on a mission, I was wondering if you could stop over at my place and   maybe we could do something. What do you say Dino-kun?(wink, wink)" ^_^ *sigh*

Goku - "I'm full."

Goku - "Damnit Gohan!! I SAID STUDY!!"

Anybody in DragonBall - "... into another dimension!!!" -well, it's true!! Bah! Dubs!

Frieza - "Hmmmmm...... that's a suprise, I sound like a man now....."

Bra - "Ack! Dino-kun, hurry, hide under the bed, or my father will see you!!" ^_^ *sigh*

Chi-Chi - "Gohan, go and train with your father. Your getting a little chubby."

Tien - "Ahhhh! These sun-glasses fit perfectly!"

Vegeta - "KAMEHAMEHA!"

#18 - "Krillin's too short. What I need is a tall, hansome man like Dino-kun to satisfy me..." ^_^ *sigh*

#18 - "No, I think i have enough new dresses, thank you!"

Videl - "Hey, Dino-kun. Wanna come over to my place? (wink, wink)" ^_^ *sigh* - ok so I think all of you guys are getting pissed or laughing yer asses off by these remarks, but what do you expect from a girlfriendless, anime fan, with a big imagination????

Bulma and Chi-chi - "FU-SION!"

Vegeta - "I guess, Kakorot is better than me..."

Bulma - "Ohh, I just love that little Oolong!" -> Emily( Usagi-chan )

Videl - "Promise you won't tell anyone, but i stole my pose from Sailor V. I wish I was Sailor V." -> Emily (Usagi-chan)

Goku - "I dont really need to spend this time training, so i think i should go to the mall instead, and get a manicure. Comming Vegeta?"
Vegeta - "Sure and lets get a hair cut and facials too!" -> Emily (Usagi-chan)
- "BAH! Who is this Emily anyway?? How dare she, a Sailor Moon Fan come to this site and mock me, a Sayian Prince?!? I will dispose of her at once! ... And it will not be to another dimension!!! Muahahaha!! Dont mess with me!!"

Bulma - "Who needs guys like you?? I'm in love with Ranma! Ms Tendo, can I stay in your Dojo??" -> Emily (Usagi-chan)

Corrin - "Yajorobie, when's my next appointment at the groomers??" -> Emily (Usagi-chan)

Chaozu - "Tien, can you pass me my make-up kit??"

Any of the DBZ girls - "Oh my, that Dino-kun is soooo kawaii!" *sigh*

Goku - "F*ck!" (well... not in the dubbed version anyway!)

Vegeta - "Damnit Bulma! THIS is how to increase the molecular intake of the charged cell!!"

Vegeta - *walks out of the space pod* "It's...... a beautiful day in the universe, beautiful day in the universe, my neighbour. Will you be mine, could you be mine?" *takes of armour and walks to Krillin* "I've always wanted a neighbour....like you. Will you be mine? Could you be mine?"
Krillin - "AHH! Your scaring me!"

(in the Pokemon Theme)
Goku - I will be the very best. Like no one ever was!
Vegeta - To kill him's my greatest test,
King Ki - To train him is my cause!
Bad Guys - We have traveled across the world, training from far and wide. For that faithful day, we beat Goku's behind!!!
Bad Guys - Goku-san! Gotta kill him now!
Goku - Supsr Saiyan's my destiny!
Krillin - Goku-san!
Goku to Krillin - Oh, your my best friend, in a world we must defend!
Bad Guys - Goku-san! Gotta kill him now!
Frieza - I'm a Girl, it's true!
Vegeta - My ki-blast will run ya through!
Ryoga - Where am I? Who the hell are you??(LoL)
Bad Guys - Ohhh, Goku! Gotta kill him now! Goku-san!
(Yep, it was strange for me too!)

#18 - I'm an Android Girl, in an android world!
#18 - No cheap ass plastic, I'm fanstastic!
#18 - If ya touch my hair, I'll send a ki-blast over there!
Krillin - Huh?

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