Trunks And The Restless
Episode 1: Tifa's Secret

          As the happy couple, Trunks and Tifa, were packing up for thier extremly romantic cruise, Tifa could not hold her secret in anymore. She HAD to tell trunks.
"Trunks, I'm having your baby." Tifa told Trunks, hoping not to shock him too much.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HOW?!?!?!?! HUH?!?! This CANNOT be!!!!!" Trunks cried frantically.
"Why? We've done it many times. In the bed, in the basement, in your dad's gravity room with 0% of Earth's normal gravity..."
"It can't be because I had a visectame 2 years ago!!" Trunks exclaimed.
Now, Tifa was shocked. She now had to tell Trunks her deepest of darkest secret. After hesitating for a while she concluded,
"Then that must mean..."
"What?" Trunks asked anxiously
"That must mean the father is..."
"WHO?!?!" trunks demanded to know.
"Its...."
"ME!" Vegeta said flying through the window.
"Father?!? How could you!!!" Trunks asked in shock, surprise, and anger. But let's call it "Shupringer"
Trunks was shupringerful.
"How could you do this??"
"Well, it was easy, " Vegeta explained, " I just pulled down my pants and...."
"NOT THAT YOU IDIOT!!! I MEAN HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!" Trunks yelled demandingly and shupringer. Now let's call it "Deshupringer"
"EWWW!! You baka!! I'd never do that to you!!!!" Vegeta said in disgust.
"NOT THAT YOU HENTAI!!!! I MEAN HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME!!!" Trunks shouted deshupringerly and ferociously. Now let's called "Ferodeshupringer"
".....but what about mom?" asked trunks who was trying to calm down. (your safe. I'm not gonna add a prefix... yet!!)
"AM I NOT THE KINGOF SAIYANS?!?!" Vegeta shouted, " I' VE HANDLED 5 TO 10 ENEMIES SINGLE HANDEDLY! 5 TO 10 WOMAN WON'T BE MUCH HARDER!!"
"FIVE TO TEN!!!! YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE THAN JUST TIFA?!?!?!" Trunks asked ferodeshupringerly.
"But of course my son! Tifa, Chi-chi, Videl, Your mom (BOO-YEA!), Bra, the list goes on!!" Vegie listed.
"BRA?!?! MY SISTER BRA?!?!! YOUR DAUGHTER BRA?!?!"
"Why, yes," Vegeta explained, "she's quite good looking. I guess my good looks are rubbing off on her."
"Anyone else I should know about??"
"Well....Frieza too....Hey! I was a lonely teenager and I thought that he was a girl half the time!!"
Trunks started to gag uncontrollably.
"Ok I've had enough," Trunks stated ferodeshuringerly, "PREPARE TO DIE YOU ENSLAVER OF WOMEN!!"
"My, my, i guess someone needs a spanking!!"
*Dino-chan pauses the episode to get the flashlights in the basement and turns off the lights*
"Take this boy! Final Flash!!!" *Dino-chan turns on the lights*
Trunks manages to evade the deadly and powerful ki-blast. Let's called it dewerful. Then he fires one back at his father. But the skilled saiyan also dodged his son's attack. However, Vegeta had a little trick up his sleeve. He had seen Kakorot and his friends do it many times.
"SOLAR FLARE!!" he cried, releasing the blinding attack.
*Dino-chan flicks the light switch on and off*
Trunks staggers to the ground, momentarally blinded.
*Dino-chan's lil brother (or the runt/turdling) runs down stairs to get "silly string"*