Addicted Friends
The sky was dark that day, Piccolo remembered. If it weren't for his friends, he defiantly would have died that day.He remembered Gohan trying to help him get up, off the cold, alley cement.
"Yo, man. I dun need yer help, a'ight? I just be chillin here dats all!" Piccolo tried to explain to Gohan.
"Look Piccolo," Gohan said, trying to lift the stoned Namek off the floor, "your @#$% stoned! Damnit! Get up!"
"Naw bro! I coo! Itz jus dat I dun need yer help. Look, G-man, I admit, yer da illest apperentice a home-boy can evah get, but yaz gotta understand dat I gotz to go thru dis solo."
"No you don't!" Goku said from behind the shadows. "We are goint to help you get through this."
Goku walked up to the drugged Namekian ans grabbed its stash of senzujuana from one of its hidden pockets and ki-blasted it.
"WHAT THE HELL YAZ DOIN?!?!?" Piccolo exclaimed, "Dat dope costs sum big moolah!! Yo, Gokuz, I no dat u jus wanna help me an' all, but you ain't doin' it like dat a'ight?"
"I'm sorry, but it's the only way Piccolo. All you need is your friends. Together, we can get through any obstacle!"
"WE?!?! When "we" fight, "we" alwayz die and u getz all da glory!!"
"Errr..... Hope! Just as long as you have hope. Our hope is the only thing that matters."
"HOPE!!! We hoped dat yaz would come to kill Napa, but yaz came AFTER all of us died!!"
"Umm....Love is all that matters to us! And many people love you!"
"LUV?!?! I'M A-FRIKIN-SEXUAL!!! I DUN NO WAT LUV IZ!! I WHORK AN EGG OUTA MAH MOUTH TO HAVE TINYS! U HOME-BOYZ GET ALL DA FUN!!
"Shut up Namek!! And get into th rejuvenation chamber!!" A smaller saiyan said, standing in the shadows in sort of a cocky-like way.
"V-chan? Iz dat u?" Piccolo asked, "wat da heck r yaz doin in mah crib?"
"Don't go thinkin that i WANTED to come, but....."
"I made him." the saiyan's wife spoke out.
"Heh, I should'a known. I dun think dat V-chan ovah dere came here willingly." Piccolo told Bulma, "ok, U guess dat i will go wit yaz all. Ya some good peeps, ya no dat? Thankz fer bein dere fer me. But, someonez needz ta run mah business while i aint in da house."
"I do it!!" and old man perked up from within the crowd.
"Ya ok Roshi. Take care of mah girlz."
The geezer's eyes widened. He could barely believe his ears.
"Thanks Piccolo," he said with delight, " Errrmmm.... U some goood peeps!"
The Namekian laughed at the sound of the old man speaking like one of its bome-boyz. It was glad that it had so many good friends.
"Umm..." the Saiyan Prince spoke out, "can i have your training island?"
Well....the Namek thought to itself, mabye even V-chan too.
"NAW MAN!" it said, then laughed, something that it almost never did in it's life.
"WHAT!!!!" Vegeta replied enraged," I WAS GONNA WAIT UNTIL THE SENZUJUANA GOT TO YOU, BUT NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU MYSELF!!!"
The Namek smiled. And then lit a cigar. If it wanst senzujuana, it thought to itself, then senzugars were the next best thing.
THE END?