In The Beginning: Vegie's Love
As the fair Bulmalet steped out on to her room balconey, she can only think of one thing, one special person.
BULMALET
O Vegie, Vegie! wherefore art thou Vegie?
Deny thy Saiyan Father and refuse thy tail;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be an Earthling.
VEGEIO
[Aside]
Shall I hear more bickering, or shall I speak at this?
BULMALET
'Tis but thy tail that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Saiyan.
What is a Saiyan? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor tail, nor any other part
Belonging to a man or ape. O, be some other race!
What's in a race? that which we call a ki-blast
By any other race would smell as sweet;
So Vegieo would, were he not Vegieo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Vegieo, doff they race,
And for that race which is no part of thee
Take all myself.
VEGIEO
Really?? U serious about that?? Err....
I take thee at thy word:
Call me love, and I'll be new charged;
Henceforth I never will be Vegieo (but as Vegeta!)
BULMALET
My ears have not yet drunk a hundred words
Of that tongue's utterance, yet I know the sound:
Art thou not Vegieo, and a Saiyan?
VEGIEO
Neither, fair saint, if either thee dislike. (what am I saying?!? Ahhh.... the things I do for love!)
BULMALET
If Yamcha dost see thee, thy shalt ki-blast thee.
VEGIEO
The weakling would't have a chance!! Err...
I have Saiyan's Armour to protect me.
Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye (and voice)
Than twenty of thier ki-blasts(naw! more that that!!): look thou but sweet,
And I am proof against their Super Saiyan mode.
BULMALET
I would for the Dragonballs they saw me here.
VEGIEO
Woman, by yonder blessed moon I swaer
That tips with silver all these friut-tree tops--
BULMALET
O, swear not the moon, the inconstant moon,
For ypu turn ugly by the moon,
That monthly changes in her circled orb,
Lest that thy love provide likewise variable.
VEGIEO
What shall i swear by?
BULMALET
Do not swear at all, for swearing is wrong;
Or if thou wilt, swear by they gracious self,
Which is God of my idolatry, (THE HELL AM I SAYING!?!?)
And I'll believe thee.
VEGIEO
Really you'll actually believe me??? *chuckles*
BULMALET
Well, do not swear: although I joy in thee,
I have no joy of this contract to-night:
It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden; (too unsupervised by parents too!!!)
Too like the ki-blast, which doth cease to be
Ere one can say 'It's ki-ful.' Sweet, good night!
This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath,
May prove a beauteous senzu bean (withe lots o' energy to spare wink, wink!) when next we meet.
Good night, good night! as sweet repose and rest
Come to thy heart as that within my breast!
VEGIEO
GO WITHIN YOUR WHAT!?!?! Errr...
O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
BULMALET
ARE YOU CRAZY?? We just met!! Umm...
What satisfaction canst thou have to-night?
VEGIEO
The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.
BULMALET
I gave thee mine befor thou didst request it:
And yet I would it were to give again.
VEGIEO
k fine!
BULMALET
Vegieo!
VEGIEO
My dear?
BULMALET
At what o'clock to-morrow
Shall I e-mail to thee?
VEGIEO
At the hour of nine.
BUMALET
I will not fail: 'tis twenty years till then. (I could that the time machine!)
I have forgotten why I called thee here
VEGIEO
Let me stand here till thou remember it. (dont make me stand here plz???)
BULMALET
I shall forget, to have thee still stand there,
Remembering how I love thy company. (heheheh! Suffer!!)
30 minutes later
VEGIEO
Damnth!! I aint waitin anymore!! Cyaz!!
FIN