Us:The Community of NARP needs YOU!
You: Yay!
Us: We need people to help find us good fiction, because we can't do it alone! Please, please, PLEASE email us if you see any fiction worth while checking up on, because we need it!
You: Yay. (Slightly less enthused)
Us: But wait, there is more! We also need someone to tell us what NARP stands for! It's a great word, Narp is, but we need a reason to use it!
Vel: (Handing paper to Hervor) I have never been any good at acronmys.
Hervor: (Reading) Nice Apples Racing Penguins? Wow Vel, this is... unique.
Vel: (Offended) Thanks. Anyone else going to share?
Delquinthae: (Still an annoying Voice Over) I refuse to stoop to the level of Mortals and write an acrostic, thank you.
Thane: Please note, am not mortal.
Vel: Ditto.
Delquinthae: (VO) Fine, mortals or idiotic Elves.
Hervor: Is there a way we can switch her off?
Pyro: Not likely. (Appeals to Audience) You see what we have to put up with? Please, please help us in this small way and we will be forever indebted to you. Thank you.
