"Therefor it isn't empty Thane. Jerk."
"Do you mind Pyro? I'm trying to be dramatic!"
"It's going well. Really."
"Do I detect sarcasm in your voice Hervor?"
"Not at all Vel."
"You guys are totally ruining the atmosphere!" Thane complained, throwing his hands up. Vel patted his shoulder sympathetically.
"It's okay, dear brother. There really wasn't any atmosphere to begin with..."
"Meanie." Thane grumbled. Pyro snorted.
"Oh, poor baby. Really, I feel for you. I feel it here." She thumped her fist onto her chest over her heart.
Hervor grimanced. "Oh please Pyro, not the boyband fist." She said, looking pained.
Pyro grinned. "Someone has to do it."
Suddenly a voice was heard...
Suddenly a VOICE was heard...
"Greetings, housemates-"
"Not that one!" Vel yelled.
"Sorry, I couldn't help it." Delquinthae said.
"Why does she have to do the voice over thing. We know you have a body Del!" Pyro muttered.
"Dramatic effect. Now, listen up-"
"What ails thee, O Great One?" Thane said dramatically.
"We should make him High Priest of the Site." Hervor muttered, placing a hand over his mouth.
"Mild and Bitter, thanks! Boom Boom" Delquinthae laughed. Everyone else groaned. "No, seriously, I just wanted to inform the annoyed readers that the Humour page is currently under construction. That is all."
"Ahh... so that's why we're here!" Hervor exclaimed.
"Yes."
"So, now that we have informed the viewers... can we leave?"
"No."
"WHAT? WHY NOT?" Vel yelled.
"Because I am evil. And that's what evil does. Bye!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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