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		Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by 'She's a Star'. Harry Potter - PG-13 - Humor/Romance - A must read for all Harry Potter fans out there! Written in diary style by Professer Auriga Sinistra, this is her not-so-eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self-pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor... Just to entice: Saturday, August 31, 1991 9:30 P.M. Bedroom Quarters Just got back from the dreaded start-of-the-year staff meeting. Nothing new, besides the fact that the Philosopher’s Stone is being kept here this year. A few selected teachers are performing charms and assorted obstacles to guard it. Naturally, I’m not one of them. I’m so tragically under-appreciated. As far as my wonderful colleagues, everyone was just like they are at the start of term every year. Eolande was annoyingly cheerful, Minerva is due to suffer one of her annual nervous breakdowns anytime now, Albus kept offering everyone bizarre Muggle sweets (sherbet lemons aren’t bad, actually), the new Defense Against The Dark Arts professor stammered through a couple of nervous sentences (I doubt he’ll hold up a week with the Weasley twins in his class), and Sibyl Trelawney kept predicting my untimely demise. She’s been doing this since my third year at Hogwarts. It’s getting old. I swear, if the old bat tells me that I will suffer a long and painful death one more time, I’ll Avada Kedavra myself. And that way it won’t be long and painful, just to spite her. Heh heh. Oh yes. And Severus Snape was a complete and total bastard. Surprise, surprise. As you can clearly see, my life is filled with excitement. Quote from Chapter one of 'Lamantations of a Starry-eyed Twit'.  Written by 'She's a Star', 2/2/03, characters belong to JK Rowlings
			Vel gives it :5/5            Thane gives it: 5/5 Pyro gives it: 5/5 Delquinthae gives it: 5/5                                                            Overall: 5/5! Excellent! Style: Diary-style and well excecuted. Characters: Brilliant. Sinistra was brought to life and Snape was a snarky bastard! wOOt! Spelling and Grammer: FANTASTIC! This gal either has a spell-check (and uses it!) or was born to replace my English lecturer! Plot: Believable, to the point where I am certian this is what happened! No if, and's or buts! Would recommend: To anyone and everyone. My Granny, my little brothers, my mechanic!
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