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| : Mars vs. Venus |
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| It’s true! Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. But why can’t we get along on planet Earth? Well, here are some helpful hints to help both of the sexes cope with the differences in each other. There will be no preferential treatment. Men and Women can both use some help in this area! |
| Men: Men are likely to stick their foot in their mouths if they don't know what to say to women. You need to know what a woman wants and then give to her without sounding phony. It’s simple. Women want to feel special. They want to feel like the most important thing in a man’s life… constantly. They do not want to take second place in the matter. Women are moody and change their minds about how they want men to respond to them every other minute. So the most important tip is to really pay attention to their mood and keep up. Don’t sleep on it or you will find yourself in a nasty drag out screaming match you’ll know absolutely nothing about. When talking to or about single women, are you still living back in time and calling them babes, broads, chicks, or something even more repulsive? Always call a woman by her name! If you use these terms mentioned, you will insult and turn them completely off even if you are talking about someone else. When out on a date, do you spend all of your time eyeing other women in the bar, nightclub, or restaurant? Don't even think for a minute that she won't notice. She will not only notice. Always focus all of your undivided attention on the woman you're with. Women want to feel like the only on in your world. Treat her like a Princess and she will make you her King. Don’t go on and on about your mother. I know it sounds crazy but women hate that. It makes them feel really, really insecure. Don’t go on and on about your job or career, how much money you make, how important you are or how important you are going to be. More than two voluntary sentences about work can really make you seem conceited. Let her ask questions about it if she is interested. When talking to a woman, don’t focus your eyes on her breasts for longer than a quick glance. Staring at her breasts for long periods of time while you are talking to her is a real no no! In a topless club it's OK, but not when you just meet a woman or in the early stages of dating. Always look women in the eyes when talking to her. It will make her feel special. A good sense of humor is important. It will make it easier to loosen up with you if she gets to laugh. Just remember there is such a thing as being too funny. Too much laughing too much can make her sweaty and make her feel less confident about how her face looks, how her body smells and crazy things like that. Also, bad jokes, or jokes she has heard before are really bad moves. They are cheesy, because now she knows you are trying to impress her and you aren’t even trying to be spontaneous or original about it. You will just come off as being fake. Another common mistake men make early in a relationship with a single woman is being too sexually aggressive. After just meeting a woman you don't want to come on hot and horny. All you can focus on is jumping her bones and pawing at her body? They usually don't like a complete stranger pawing at their bodies and making sexual overtones. Get to know her first. Pay attention. Listen to her. You have to sense when she is comfortable with you and then make your physical moves. If a woman wants to be independent, let her. For instance, if she wants to change her own flat tire, let her. If she wants to open her own door, let her. If she wants to order her own food or wine, let her. Let her assert her independence. It will make a good impression on her. You're making a big mistake if you want to act Macho all the time and not let her act independent if this is what she desires. Then too forgetting to be chivalrous will make you seem as if you don’t care about her. You have to read the signs. If she is standing in front of a door looking at it with curiosity, step to it and open the door or you will piss her off. If you are the type of guy who likes to have sex, you have to remember; don’t piss off a woman because if you do, you will NOT be having sex with her anytime soon. A woman with a grudge against you will not have sex with you. However, it really only takes a good sincere apology and a generously romantic action to get her to change her mind. It’s not cool to brag about what a great lover they have been. You are not impressing women with this. As a matter a fact, she will probably find that you are obnoxious careless about how women feel. It is very important to listen to what women say. If a woman says something hurts her. Don’t assume she’s rejecting you. Listen to what she wants. Try something else and ask her if that feels better. Even if you don’t care about her at least act like it, or you just might get kneed in the groin. You must be romantic if you want to really get a woman to think of you in a sexual way. Women want lovers, not buddies, you’ve got to stand out and be the man of her dreams. Flowers, candy, stuffed animals, cards, gift bags… be creative. It’s even better when there isn’t a special occasion attached to it. It sounds wacky, but flowers are a fantastic way to really get that special…”awwww” out of a woman. Try it, you’ll see! |
| Women: Rule number 1. Men think about sex constantly. If you want one of them, you are going to have to think about sex all the time too. You have to or you will be left choking on dust while he went off to bang some other woman. It's rotten, but it's true. And any guy who says otherwise is LYING to you. The best way to get a man’s attention is sex. You’ve got to know how to flirt, way past your white-collar friendly hobnobbing and networking schmoozing skills. Dress sexy. If you like a guy, let him know, smile at him, wink at him, what ever it takes. In conversation, first thing is first. Numero uno! Don’t even ask him his name until you find out whether he is SINGLE or not. Just ask him plainly. “Are you single?” It lets him know you are interested in him and you can weed out the married or committed men without getting too involved. Remember, the world isn't spinning backwards and you aren't gaining any time. Cut to the chase, cut out the bull shit, or cut your losses if you have to. Be aggressive, but don’t go too far with it. Be very playful while you are asking him tough questions. Men need to feel comfortable. Putting them on the spot too aggressively makes them question their confidence. Men need attention too. So a good solid stare can to the trick. Be sure to have a sexy smile on your face, to show him that you are not going to be a hostile female of the species and the mating ritual may commence. But, the staring has to be right, enough to start something in the bedroom, but never interrogation-style. That could make a man feel as if he’s on the frying pan. He'll run faster than a cheap pair of pantyhose. Don’t be afraid to eat… I mean really eat in front of a man. I know it sounds disgusting, but men love it! And they don’t care. Just do an occasional tongue swipe on your teeth to make sure nothing is stuck on them. Or simply ease the pressure off of the two of you by asking him to tell you if there is something in your teeth. You won’t come off like a pig. Stay loose. If he's a freaky stickler for demure eating habits, this relationship will only end in tears. Don’t be shy. It’s ok to tell a man you really like, “Tonight will be the best sex you’ve ever had.” Remember, this has to be a man you have at least had one sexy conversation with and you feel he’s mature enough to handle your forwardness without feeling he owns you. All around, you don't want to pretend to be proper and uptight when you aren't. Be natural. You have nothing to loose if he walks out of your life forever. THERE ARE OTHER MEN OUT THERE IN THE WORLD!!! Remember, you always want to be treated like a lady. Don’t get too comfortable around a man by farting in front of a man; or doing something really chummy like lick your palms and making fart noises under your arms. You will set up a best-friend scenario, which deletes you from the potential girlfriend category. He will treat you like a buddy (he’d like to bang) for the rest of your life. That will suck… hard. Roll with the punches, try not to get upset on dates when things don’t go smoothly. Guys like to have fun, so if you can do just about anything with them and have fun doing it. Laugh a lot. Smile a lot. Leave your hang ups and insecurities at home. Feedback after they have done something you approve of, especially in the form of something physical like a kiss, a hug, or sex. It sounds crazy but, In their language, it let’s them know that they should repeat that action as often as possible. Don’t be afraid to say “That feels real good” while having sex. It lets him know he should remember to do that same thing the next time. And don’t be afraid to say, “Oh, that actually hurts” because it is your body and nothing (hurting his feelings) should be more important than protecting it. The truth is that men do not analyze situations the way we do. If he is looking at pictures of his ex, he is just doing that. But women will analyze it as he still in love with his ex. Chances are he is oblivious to his feelings… unless you clue him on to the truth. Your fears just might manifest themselves into reality and you’ll have to look for another man. They may be made of snails and puppy dog tails, but they like to be in the inside of the spoon too! Men may not seem sensitive, but they actually are. They need a woman to wrap their arms around them every once in a while. Men can’t live without oral sex. They need it! If they can't get it from you... So, if you have a problem with it, you’d better get over it. Men are going to like other women. It really isn't you, it's them, just like you've probably heard so often as a break-up excuse. So do your self a big favor and like other men until or unless you receive a DEFINITE VERBAL CONFIRMATION that you actually have a relationship worth being monogamous for. It should sound something like this: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?” Things that freak out the average man Crying after sex. Calling them “Daddy”. Things that shouldn’t freak out the average man Asking him to wear a condom. Telling him you have your period. Orgasmic fair trade. |
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