"What's that statement suppose to mean, look ma no brains?"
"I'd go to great pains not to know you, I've certainly suffered them by knowing you"
"When you die and someone asks the cause of death, I'll say your stupidity"
"Goodbye! I'll see you in my dreams, If I eat too much"
"You're the best at everything you do, but sadly all that you do is make people hate you"
"You have the body of a god, unfortunatlly that god is Buddha"
"Whatever women do, they must do they must do it twice as good as men to be thought half as good, luckily, this is not difficult"
"Mirrors don't talk and luckily for you, they don't laugh either"
"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women around, is he still wrong?"
"Don't you realize that there are already enough people in the world to hate without you trying to give us another"
"Before you open your mouth please make sure that it's an improvement upon your silence"
"In you're case, It's bieng selfish to forget yourself"
"Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!"
"When you start talking I pay attention to make sure I don't hear anything you say"
"When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents"
"Ever since I saw you on your family tree I've wanted to cut it down"
"I hopw that's a wig you're wearing, I wouldn't want to think it's real"
"A banker is one of the few businessmen that dosen't profit off of the needy... because he won't lend money to anyone who needs it"
"I heard that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps on a police station while she went to turn herself in"
"You're a habit I'd like to kick... with both feet"
"Why don't you take your mouth to the muffler shop"
"You're so dumb that your dentist found a cavity... where your brain goes"
"I'll give you a fre funeral plot, if you promise to move right in"
"I'm glad you have a low IQ, think of how much more evil you would be if you were smart"
"I can read these tea leaves, they say that you're a lousy tea maker"
"I would like to help you out, which way did you come in?"
"When he first takes a girl out he burps, swears, and picks his nose, but that's only because he's on his best behavior"
"I may have faults, but bieng wrong about you isn't one of them"
"Men's brains are like the prison system, not enough cells"
"Yes you have a right to your opinions, but I have a right not to listen to them"
"How many times do I have to flush to make you go away?"
"There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you don't know lately"
"The average woman would rather have beauty then brains, because the average man can see better then he can think"