"I've told you a million times, stop exagerating"
"Jesus is coming, look busy"
"Ankh if you love Isis!"
"Jesus saves! By using double coupons and shopping wisely"
"According to my calculations, the problem dosen't exist"
"667 Neighbor of the beast"
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle"
"God please save me from your followers"
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in there shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away, and barefoot!"
"Christianity had Pagan DNA!"
"I bet I can stop gambeling"
"If we aren't suppose to eat humans, then why are they made of meat?"
"I do whatever my rick crispies tell me to do"
"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks"
"Life is a witch, and then you fly"
"No one can make me feel inferior without my concent"
Love your enemies, It really gets them confused"
"I wasn't created in YOUR image of god"
"No matter where you go, there you are"
"Two wrongs are only the beginning"
"Yes. I'm lost. What's you're excuse"
"You pretend to work and we'll pretend to pay you"
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"Judging by pictures, hell looks more interesting then that other place"
"Heck is a place where people go when they don't believe in Gosh"
"Save the whales. Collect a whole set!"
"Save a plant, eat a vegetarian"
"So you're a feminist... Isn't that cute"