Episode: Kurama's Stand
(Bakken wlaks up to Kurama)
Bakken: Neo, I am Morpheus
(Kurama wakes up all of a sudden)
Kurama: What?! I don't even look like Neo!
Director: What the?! You're supposed to be in a
unconscious right now!
Kurama: Go get a life
Bakken: Take the Red pill or take the black pill
(Hiei comes out of nowhere)
Hiei: That's red pill or blue pill
Director: Hey you're supposed to be trapped in Ruka's
force field
Hiei: See this sword it's real and very sharp
(Director backs away)
Bakken: Once you choose there's no turning back.
Yusuke: Will you stop doing the Matrix, this is Yu Yu
Hakusho!
Kuwabara: But it'd be cool if we could do those
slow-mo moves huh Urameshi?
Hiei: I can do that but a fool like you could never
do such a thing.
Kuwabara: Why you little...hey how come you know whst I'm talking about when I say the Matrix?
Hiei: Errr, well, I, um...
Kuwabara: HEY EVERYONE! HIEI WATCHED THE MATRIX!!!
Yusuke: We know already
Kuwabara: Huh?
Yusuke: Me, Kurama, and Hiei
had a sleepover at my house and we all watched the Matrix
Kurama: It's true
Kuwabara: I wasn't invited?
Hiei: Who would invite you to a sleepover? Anyway, it
was qutie enjoyable. We made fun of how Yusuke looked
like Neo
Kurama: And how Hiei looked
like an agent...
Hiei: Put a sock in it fox boy
Yusuke: Naw he looked more like that bug virus thingy
the agents put inside Neo
(Yusuke and Kurama laugh hysterically)
Hiei: Grrrrrr...
Kuwabara: No fair...
Director: CUT!
Cast: What did we do?!
Director: You completely violated the script and you three had a sleepover
without me!!!!
(Sweat drops appear on the cast members)