Episode 1 Surprised to Be Dead

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Director: Lights…. Camera…. Action!

(The show opens to a seemingly normal section of Tokyo on a normal day. People are enjoying their mundaneity as they do whatever doing in their lives. A walk signal flashes and then turns on its 'don't walk' signal. Some people on one street suddenly stop when they hear the sound of screeching tires. We see someone push a little boy down, as a red sports car speeds towards them. The car tries to stop but the driver was going so fast he can't control the car. A boy gasps in surprise and a woman screams as the boy is slammed into the windshield of the car. A soccer ball shoots into the air and lands harmlessly on the ground. Panning up we get a glimpse of the speeding red sports car, now parked in an awkward angle and the figure laying beside it.  Some people run off the side walk and gather around the boy's body.)

Man: We better call in for an Ambulance.

(Another man nods and runs off. The driver of the red sports car is out of his car on his hands and knees clearly shaken about the event.)

Driver: I, I swear I didn't mean to…it was an accident.

(The boy that was hit by the car seems to come too and finds himself looking at the ground- from about 100 feet up in the air. He panics somewhat and drops but soon gets the hang of where he is. After righting himself and calming down he looks down and sees his dead body. The set suddenly goes dark. A spot light shines down on a lone man off to the side.)

Twilight Zone Host: Imagine if you will; a normal teenage delinquent’s life has suddenly come to an end. What brought on this strange turn of events? Why did it happen? For he has now become apart of…. the Spirit Zone.

Director: CUT! Um sir...I believe you are on the wrong show.

Twilight Zone Host: Imagine if you will a young woman who believes herself to be a director. But she is no more then a two bit hack...and show off who has more to show when its not off...a two ton tiny terror for she has just entered the.....

Director: SECURITY!!!!!

(The security guards drag away the host of the Twilight Zone and the set goes back to normal.)

Director: Action!

Narrator: And so it all begins. This boys name is Yusuke. He's fourteen years old, and is supposed to be the hero of this story.  But oddly enough……he’s dead.

(The set suddenly goes dark again. A spot light shines down on a lone man off to the side.)

Twilight Zone Host: You're traveling to another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound...but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land, whose boundaries are only that of the imagination...you're entering...the Spirit Zone...

Director: CUT!!! HEY, I THOUGHT I THREW YOU OUT!?!?! (Motions for Security Guards)

Title: Surprised To Be Dead

Twilight Zone Host: I ... was just leaving.

(The set goes back to normal.)

Director: Action!

(Yusuke is still looking down at his corpse)

Yusuke: (Mentally) Okay this is weird, stupid weird

(Yusuke lands back on the ground. Unbeknownst to him, no one sees him. Yusuke crouches beside his body still somewhat shocked to see himself dead. An ambulance pulls up and two paramedics hop out.)

Medic#1: Alright people! Clear a path!

Medic#2: Right, here's one.

(One of the medics crouches by Yusuke’s corpse and checks Yusuke’s eyes with a flash light. The other medic checks up on the little boy. The child is also somewhat scared and shaken to the point he starts crying.)

Medic#1: Besides a few scratches this boy looks just fine!

Medic#2: (Soberly) Well, at least one of 'em is.

Yusuke: Hey!

(Yusuke himself is surprised the medic can't see him. Medic#1 wheels a gurney over to where Yusuke's is laying.)

Medic#1: I hate clean-up

Yusuke: (Annoyed) Hey, I’m right here.

Medic#2: Cover this guy up.

Director: Cut! You’re supposed to take the kid with you.

Medic#2: Why?  He only has a few scratches.

Director: Take him anyway, he could have brain-damage. Now action!

Medic#2: Cover this guy up and take the little boy.

 (Yusuke is still confused as to why know one can see him.)

Yusuke: Whoa!  You think you can do what ever you want ‘cause you got that stupid uniform on! Listen to me!

(Yusuke tries to punch Medic#2 in the head but ends up falling through the medic to as if he was just a projected image. Medic#2 puts the child in the ambulance along with Yusuke's corpse then closes the door. The ambulance drives off while police are holding the crowd away.)

Yusuke: (Mentally) Well that wasn't normal.

(The set once again goes dark with the spot light shining off in a corner of the room.)

Twilight Zone Host: We are looking at a Japanese male, age approximately fourteen. His name, Yusuke Urameshi. As to where he is, and what he's doing there – this even he doesn't know. The journey he will take is an excursion into the shadows, and all of you are invited to go along. 
 
(The Twilight Zone Host notices security is walking in his direction so he runs away. The room goes back to normal.) 

Yusuke:  (Mentally) Okay Yusuke, just think. It's not like this is the first time you've been in a jam. Today did start off different. I went to school.

(The scene changes to a school yard. Some of the students start to freak out and recoil away during a pan shot towards the school yard. In side the school the principals on a loudspeaker demanding Yusuke visit the office. A girl with brown hair in pigtails climbing the stair case to the roof. )

Loud speaker: Yusuke Urameshi.  Report to Mr. Takinaka’s office immediately, Urameshi!  Do you hear me?

(The girl opens the door to the roof, and finds Yusuke naked as a jay bird hanging out on top of the school building.)

Yusuke: Hey, nice skirt.

Girl: (Covers eyes) All the girls have to wear these. Just like all the *boys* have to wear blue jump suits-which-I notice your not!

Yusuke: Give me a break Kayko. I look better in the o-natural.

(The director and film crew are covering their eyes, some of the more desperate cast members and members on staff peek a few times. The host from the Twilight Zone looks in but closes the door to the studio and runs crying like a little girl about how Yusuke is bigger then him.)

Director: CUT!!! YUSUKE! Where in hell is your green school uniform!

Yusuke: Um, it’s in the wash….my mom puked all over it the other day. I’ve washed it about thirty times and it still stinks. 

Director: Fine I’ll have your stunt double come in. Wardrobe can you do something about this before I puke on myself. AICHO!!

(Aicho from the not so well known anime Ninku walks onto the set wearing a green Uniform that is just like the one Yusuke’s not wearing.)

Aicho: Don’t tell me!  You want me to the hit by the car scene, again.

Director: No, I want you to play Yusuke for now while wardrobe fits him into another uniform.

Aicho: Why not let him have mine?

Director: You’re not the same size.

Aicho: Fine I’ll be Yusuke, but I’m beating you in the food rhyming game later. (Mentally) Yes! I get to be something besides the stunt double and a dead guy.

Director: Action!

Girl: All the girls have to wear these.  Just like all the *boys* have to wear blue jump suits-which-I notice your not!

Yusuke (Aicho): Give me a break Kayko. I look better in green.

Kayko: Maybe I'd be more tolerant Yusuke, if I could see you in school more then once every ten days!

(Yusuke (Aicho) yawns a sigh as if saying: ‘Here we go again!”)

Kayko: You give our class a horrible attendance average which gets me in trouble as class reprehensive, and plus you won’t be able to graduate middle school! Sometimes I don’t think you care about anyone but yourself and then you don’t even do that right.  You hear me!

(Keyko turns and finds Yusuke (Aicho) has disappeared.

Yusuke (Aicho): Nice uniform. (Lifts up Keyko’s skirt.) It's lacy.

(Kayko slaps Yusuke (Aicho) silly, literally.)

Aicho: (Mentally) THAT LITTLE BITCH SET ME UP! SHE SET ME UP BIG TIME, SHE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! AND THIS CHICK SLAPS EVEN HARDER THEN RIHOKO.

Kayko: Yusuke you perv!  People like you should be strung up in the street! Dumb boy hasn’t grown up a bit since he was four years old!

(Kayko walks down from the roof pouting.  Hearing her name being called she looks up and sees two of her friends peering out from behind a corner.)

Pig tailed girl: Kayko.  Is he gone?

Kayko: Why are you ducking around the corner?

Pig tailed girl: Be-be-cause were scared of the Great Urameshi.

Girl with Glasses: I don’t see how you can actually talk to him!

Pig tailed girl: Aren't you just terrified of what he might do to you, or even worse what people might say of it!

Kayko: Not really. He just wants you think he's dangerous. On the inside he’s more like a lamb.

Girl with Glasses: Yeah but you haven’t heard the latest news about him Kayko!  He's super tough and kills for fun!

Pig tailed girl: Yeah! And if you cross him, he’ll whistle for two-thousand bad guys! With guns!

Kayko: Come on! Yusuke doesn’t even know how to whistle!

Girl with Glasses: What?

Kayko: Besides, Yusuke couldn’t order two people let alone two thousand. He doesn’t have many friends.

Pig tailed girl: Not what I heard!

Girl with Glasses: Yeah. I think we would know!

(Yusuke walks back on to the set thankfully wearing his trademark uniform.)

Yusuke: So what’d I miss?!

Director: The Kayko slaps Yusuke scene.

Yusuke: Oh good and here I thought I was missing out on something important. (Laughs)

Director: All quiet on the set! Places everyone! And action!

(Outside the Principal is still calling on the loud speaker. Yusuke suddenly hears two boys talking in an ally; one of the boys has a wallet in his hands.)

Loud speaker: Urameshi!  I know you’re here today! Come to my office immediately!

Yusuke: Damn it, Is that old man ever gonna give up?!

Boy 1: No way man! You mean he just gave you his wallet! That’s fresh!

Boy 2: You bet it is!  He tried to pick on me so I told him I was Urameshi’s cousin; he just dropped it and ran!

Boy 1: Well what are you going to do if Urameshi finds out you said that cousin stuff?!  He’ll kill you!

Boy 2: Oh spare me, that block head will probably think it’s true!

(Both boys laugh until Boy#1 notice that Yusuke is standing over them.)

Boy 2: Hey, what’s wrong?

(The two boys scramble to a wall and cower there begging for mercy.)

Boy 2: I swear I didn't mean it! Here! Take it!

(Boy #2 tries to hand over the wallet, Yusuke takes it.)

Yusuke:  Well let’s see what we have in here? Score ¥ (yen)50,000!

Director: Cut! Yusuke you’re not supposed to take the money!

Yusuke: Oh give me a break! How many times do you think I would get this kind of money?

Director: The studio already pays you three times the amount of whatever is in the wallet.

Yusuke: Then how come Hiei gets double what I get and Kurama gets five times that amount! And neither of them has been introduced yet!

Director: Their more popular and you don’t say no to a kitsune, they’re like the mafia. So shall we continue.

(Yusuke grumbles but relents.)

Director: Action!

(Yusuke slams his hand on the wall near Boy #2’s head. Boy #2 drops the wallet in fright.)

Yusuke: You think I want your stupid money?! Huh?!

(Yusuke ready to punch Boy #2, when a gruff looking teacher shows up.)

Teacher: Yusuke!  Put down that fist!

Boy 1: It’s Iwamoto!

Iwamoto: You boys are safe from him now.  What happened?

Boy 2: Nothing, we’re fine.

(Mr. Iwamoto looks down and spots the wallet. He grins evilly, thinking he has a chance to get rid of Yusuke.)

Iwamoto: I see, Yusuke was beating you two up for your wallets. Typical scum behavior.

Yusuke: Whatever.

Iwamoto: Why didn’t you have your mother screw their brains out? Punching is typical but f******* is something they would remember the rest of their lives. Or better yet I can do that myself!

Yusuke: I always knew you were a perverted freak.

Director:  CUT! Iwamoto you’re trying to expel Yusuke, not molest any of the students. 

Mr. Iwamoto: Oh fine! But after the scene is over….(Turns to the two boys, winks, and grins evilly.)

(Both boys look at each other and gulp.)

Director:  (Mentally) And he came so highly recommended! Alright people from Iwamoto’s entrance! Action!

Teacher: Yusuke!  Put down that fist!

Boy 1: It’s Iwamoto!

Iwamoto: You boys are safe from him now.  What happened?

Boy 2: Nothing, we’re fine.

(Mr. Iwamoto looks down and spots the wallet. He grins evilly, thinking he has a chance to get rid of Yusuke.)

Iwamoto: I see, Yusuke was beating you two up for your wallets. Typical scum behavior.

Yusuke: Whatever.

Iwamoto: No-good weeds like you should have been plucked a long time ago.  You don’t belong here!

Yusuke: You shouldn't talk. It makes you sound stupid.

(Yusuke glares at the two boys who freak out, before he turns angrily and leaves. Iwamoto growls angrily at Yusuke clearly incensed over the fact this wasn't fazing Yusuke in the slightest. Iwamoto is arrested for being a sexual predator. Yusuke walks out of the school.)

Yusuke: Oh, give me a break.

(Yusuke gets punched in the head.)

Yusuke: Okay, somebody’s dead!

(Turning he finds the school principal.)

Yusuke: Sorry old man!

Principal: That's Mr. Takanaka to you. I've been calling for you all morning on the loud speaker.

Yusuke: Didn't hear it. Guess it mustn't be so loud after all, huh?

 Takanaka:  I couldn’t help but notice you were leaving us.

Yusuke: Yeah! I got kicked out!

(Mr. Takanaka grabs Yusuke by the ear and starts dragging him back into the school)

Takanaka: Is that a fact my good man? I wonder why. Perhaps we should discuss it in my office then. We’ll have tea.

Yusuke: I was kicked out by Iwamoto. I wasn’t doing anything I swear! (Bursts in to tears.) By mom is always drunk, my dad is never there! I think I really need some psychological help!

Director:  CUT!  Yusuke, what are you doing?

Yusuke: I’m telling him about my problems.

Director:  You’re supposed to escape from him.

Yusuke: But the old guy is just trying to help.

Director: I don’t care Yusuke, your character is a boy who is the worst kid in his school, academically and by reputation and you hate authority. Once again from the top! 

Yusuke: Oh, give me a break.

(Yusuke gets punched in the head.)

Yusuke: Okay, somebody’s dead!

(Turning he finds the school principal.)

Yusuke: Sorry old man!

Principal: That's Mr. Takanaka to you. I've been calling for you all morning on the loud speaker.

Yusuke: Didn't hear it. Guess it mustn't be so loud after all, huh?

 Takanaka:  I couldn’t help but notice you were leaving us.

Yusuke: Yeah! I got kicked out!

(Mr. Takanaka grabs Yusuke by the ear and starts dragging him back into the school)

Takanaka: Is that a fact my good man? I wonder why. Perhaps we should discuss it in my office then. We’ll have tea.

(Mr. Takanaka stops when he feels something was wrong and finds himself holding a rubber ear and drops it in surprise thinking it was real. Yusuke is crouched on a wall.)

Yusuke: It’s just a toy, old man. Thanks for the visit.  Now leave me alone.

(Yusuke leaps off the wall)

Takanaka: Yusuke! We can talk!

(Yusuke walks away angrily.)

Yusuke: It figures that the one day I feel like going to school everyone wants to push on me and give me their stupid lectures! I hate that school! I hate this town!

(Walking into his apartment he finds his mother sitting in bed smoking a cigarette.)

Yusuke: Oh great, mother of the year.

Yusuke’s Mom: Get me coffee.

Yusuke: (Mutters to himself) Can’t believe she’s still in bed.

Yusuke’s Mom: Why aren’t you in school?

Yusuke: I left because they pissed me off.

Yusuke’s Mom: Well if you’re never going to go there you might as well quit and get yourself a job.

Yusuke: Are you going to give me a lecture too, mom? While you’re in your pajama’s?

Yusuke’s Mom: (Turns on TV and lays back down) Dear, if you hate preaching so much you should live on your own. But you can’t do that, can you?

(Yusuke is marching in a huff down the street)

Yusuke: I swear! Could this day possibly get any stupider?!

(Looks in newspaper vending machine.)

Headline: Local Genius Does It Again!

Yusuke: Of course that’s not new, Meiou Private High School is famous for its brains and brown noses. Maybe that’s why everyone there’s too wimpy to challenge me to a fight.

Director: Cut! You’re bashing one of your friends.

Yusuke: Who cares he’s not here, is he?

Director: No he’s not but then again he always could be.

Yusuke: Fine let me do the scene over.

Director: From the top, action!

(Yusuke is marching in a huff down the street)

Yusuke: I swear! Could this day possibly get any stupider?!

(Yusuke kicks a can causing some people run. Suddenly Yusuke finds himself surrounded by three other punks from his school. A forth boy who is bigger and brawnier then his three companions walks up. )

Horse Faced boy: Urameshi.

Yusuke: Hey Kuwabara, you’re conscious. I’m not used to that.

Kuwabara: (Grabs Yusuke by the jacket) That was a cheap shot last time and I was only knocked out for a little bit, okay!? Now I’m back and I’m going to beat your face up so bad even kittens won’t look at ya!

Yusuke: So sorry you caught me on such a bad day! It makes me a real jerk.

(Yusuke pounds Kuwabara mercilessly then looks at Kuwabara’s friends.)

Fat boy: You win!

Mop head boy: Don’t hurt us!

Yusuke: Ah I feel better!

(Yusuke walks off whistling)

Skin headed boy: Kuwabara, maybe you should stop picking so many fights with Urameshi, huh?

Mop headed boy: That makes zero wins and one hundred and fifty-six losses!

(Kuwabara doesn’t wake up.)

Fat boy: Um…Kuwabara.

Skin headed boy: Kuwabara……COULD SOMEONE GET A MEDIC OVER HERE?

(A medic runs up an checks on Kuwabara.)

Medic 3: Were going to need another Kuwabara!

(Kento  Rei Fan AKA Kento of Hardrock from Ronin Warriors enters the studio.)

Kento: Hey, what’s the big idea? I was giving that ass-hole, Kale a migraine with my fists because he was messing with Sage’s baby sister.

Director: As much as protective as you must be of Satsuki Date’s honor she has an older brother to look after her.

Kento: Yeah, makes me wonder why Sage was never put on this show. He’d fit in with these weirdos.

Director: Actually that’s why I called you here.

Kento: You’re making me a Spirit Detective.

Director: Not exactly….

Kento: Kento Rei Fan the Strongest Spirit Detective in the World!

Director: KENTO!!! I DIDN’T BRING YOU HERE TO MAKE YOU INTO A SPIRIT DETECTIVE!

Kento: Then what did you bring me in for?

Director: Yusuke got a little rambunctious in his fight with Kuwabara, and now Kuwabara is in a coma. So you need to replace him for the time being. 

Kento: Right….Um who is Kuwabara again?

(The director shows Kento a picture of Kuwabara.)

Kento: No way! You want me to be…him!

Director: Yep!

Kento: No way, I’ve heard about Yusuke and he hits twice as hard as Sage does. I can take a pounding from Sage Date any day but not Yusuke Urameshi.

Director: Fine then you can replace Aicho in the Yusuke gets hit by a car scene.

Kento: Second thought… which way to wardrobe?

(Minutes later Kento comes out in an out fit that is similar to Kuwabara’s out fit.)

Director: Alright from the Kuwabara Vs. Yusuke scene.

Kento: The Kuwabara Vs. Yusuke….Oh man!

Yusuke: Hey Kuwabara, you’re conscious. I’m not used to that.

Kuwabara (Kento): (Sweats nervously) Grabs Yusuke by the jacket) That was a cheap shot last time and I was only knocked out for a little bit, okay!? Now I’m back and I’m going to beat your face up so bad even kittens won’t look at ya!

Yusuke: So sorry you caught me on such a bad day! It makes me a real jerk.

(Yusuke pounds Kuwabara (Kento) mercilessly then looks at Kuwabara’s friends.)

Fat boy: You win!

Mop head boy: Don’t hurt us!

Yusuke: Ah I feel better!

(Yusuke walks off whistling)

Skin headed boy: Kuwabara, maybe you should stop picking so many fights with Urameshi, huh?

Mop headed boy: That makes zero wins and one hundred and fifty-six losses!

Kuwabara (Kento): No! I almost had him that time! (Collapses)

Kuwabara’s friends: KUWABARA!

(Yusuke continues walking down a street when a soccer ball bounces and rolls to his feet.)

Yusuke: (Mentaly) Okay now I’m remembering after that I met the kid.

(Yusuke picks up soccer ball)

Child: May I have my ball, please?

Yusuke: LISTEN KID!  THAT’S DANGEROUS!  THERE ARE CARS GOING BY THAT WILL SPLATTER YOU INTO THE PAVEMENT!

Child: (Cries) WHHHHHAAAAAA!!!! YUSUKE, YELLED AT ME!

Yusuke: Uh oops um…Sorry Momiji.

Child: Masaru!

Director: From the beginning of this scene…please!

(Yusuke picks up soccer ball)

Child: May I have my ball, please?

Yusuke: LISTEN KID!  THAT’S DANGEROUS!  THERE ARE CARS GOING BY THAT WILL SPLATTER YOU INTO THE PAVEMENT!

(Yusuke hides his face behind the ball, then brings it down showing the child a funny face, and does the same thing again.  Some women whisper to one another to as Yusuke entertains the child by sticking chopsticks up his nose and puts the ball down his pants, and doing a funny dance.)

Child: Yeah, Mon-ster.

Yusuke: (Mentally) Well if all else fails I can still make kids happy.

(Yusuke gives the child back his ball.)

 Yusuke: Alright, now go ahead and get lost.  It’s not safe playing ball around here, you understand?

(Yusuke turns and sees the kid is still kicking the ball down the side walk.)

Yusuke: Damn it, what's the use? The kid can get smashed by a car for all I care!

 (The child gives the ball a hard kick and it lands in the street. The child tries to go out into the street to get the ball; a red sports car zooms down the street. The driver and his female passenger are laughing so they don’t see where their going. The woman notice the child almost too late.)

Yusuke: Whoa! Watch out, kid! Don’t go into the road!  Hey!

Woman: Hey! Watch out!

(Another take off Yusuke’s death scene. And finally were at the present time. The police are questioning the incident with the driver and his female companion, and Yusuke comes to grips with what happened.)

Yusuke: So that’s it. I’m road kill. But if that was me down there, then who am I up here, I wonder.Could it mean – I’ve turned into a ghost?!

Girl: And here I thought I was going to have someone smart for once.

(Turning Yusuke sees a girl dressed in a pink kimono her long, light blue, hair done up in a pony tail and she is riding side saddle on an oar glaring at him.)

Girl: I didn’t expect to have to wait for hours before you figured it out!

Director: CUT! Botan what is the problem.

Botan: Sorry, but I have a four kits I have to pick up from preschool in twenty minutes and this guy kept me waiting for over twelve hours.

Yusuke: Don’t you mean Kids?

Kento: So who’s the lucky man?

Botan: No, Kits, that’s what fox children are called.

Yusuke:Don’t tell me that…

BotanKurama is the father. Yes he is…

Kento: Wait I’m confused…Kurama is the father of  your children and yet there is a large fan base according to Rowen that says Kurama and Hiei are a couple.

Botan: Isn’t there also an equally large fan base saying Sage and Rowen are a couple?

Kento: So that’s why I keep hearing something hitting the wall in their room at Mia’s place. 

(Cye Mori AKA Cye of the Torrent enters the studio.)

Cye: Actually Kento, Sage and Rowen are both strait.

Kento:  But the Lady on the boat paddle, said they were lovers!

Cye: Actually they are both strait but they just suddenly realized that they love each other.

Kento: It that what’s going on with Fox-boy and three eyes?

Botan: I haven’t heard it in that way.

Yusuke: Fox-boy? That’s a good one I have to remember to call Kurama that?

Mop Head Boy: This is getting too complicated; it’s giving me a head a head ache trying to figure it out.

(The set goes dark.)

Twilight Zone Host: Imagine if you will a paradox of relationships. One is heterosexual the other homosexual. Which is the real relationship….

(The Director turns the lights on and reveals herself to be holding a bazooka.)

Director: Now Imagine if you will, the host of a popular Sci-fi program, suddenly doesn’t show up for work. Why wasn’t he there?  It was probably because he was on the floor of studio eight. After being turned into a smoldering pile of ashes. 

Twilight Zone Host: You can’t do that, you don’t have the guts to do that!

Director: You’re right I don’t. Yusuke do you care to do the honors.

Yusuke: Gladly this guys been annoying me since we got started.

Twilight Zone Host: Hey don’t be hasty,…

Yusuke: SPIRIT GUN!!!!

(The Host from the Twilight Zone is blown away.)

Director: Boy does it feel good to be rid of him.

(A chorus of rumblings comes from everyone’s stomachs.)

 Yusuke: (To Director) Hey, you had most of us working since five in the morning without breakfast. How long are we going to continue with this episode?

Director: Were close enough to the commercial break so how about we call it a wrap for today and pizza is on me.

Cast and Staff:  YAY!!!!!

(Everyone lists of what they want.)

Director: (on phone) Hi I would like to place and order for seven large cheese pizza’s, five large sausage pizza, two medium spinage and pesto pizza’s, on personal sized pizza with anchovies and barbeque sauce. And a small ham and pineapple pizza…. That will be how much….50,000 yen.  (To boy 1) Hey can you toss me the wallet over there… thanks. Yeah make the order out to Mr….Kazuma Kuwabara. Thanks… Bye  

Cye: So what do you think the odds are of Naruto getting dubbed into English?

Everyone else: DON’T GIVE FUNIMATION ANY IDEA’S