(originally by Shania Twain)
Performed by Frodo
I've know a few wizards who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being white
Down to an art
You think you're a genius
You drive me up the wall
You're a regular, original
Know-It-All
Oh oh you think you're special
Oh oh you think you're somethin' else
Ok, so you're Gandalf the White
That don't impress me much
So you've got the staff but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong
Hey I think you're alright
But that wont keep me warm for these Middle Earth nights
That don't impress me much
I never knew an elf who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve, just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Grey Havens forbid
It should fall out of place
Oh oh you think you're special
Oh oh you think you're somethin' else
Ok, so you're the Prince of Mirkwood
That don't impress me much
So you've got the looks but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong
Yeah I think you're alright
But that wont keep me warm for these Middle Earth nights
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to shine up his sword
You're always singing the blues when you get blood on it
I can't believe you kiss your sword goodnight
Now come on Strider tell me
You must be jokin' right?
Oh oh you think you're special
Oh oh you think you're somethin' else
Ok, so you're the King of Gondor
That don't impress me much
So you've got a crown
But have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong
Hey I think you're alright
But that wont keep me warm for these Middle Earth nights
That don't impress me much
(some adlibbing, la la la)
So, what do you think you're Elvish or something...Whatever...that don't impress me much.