Mathematics Proves that Women are Always Wrong!
Note how Thomas Jefferson was NOT a woman.
Hello my little French Pigeons of Industry, Squee Squee, eh? It is time for a lesson in the finer arts of both rhetorical circumlocution and Decartes' plus de Grande skill of them all - Le Mathematics! Yes, it is only the skill of Math that will burst through the muddle-headedness conveyed by the female mind - veritably cutting down the pheremonical domination in its tracks. We shall pierce their puny XX-Chromosomed minds with a shaft of pure logic - like the holy spear pierces the slowest pig in the litter.
Background
First, my little acolytes and concubinical rotundians, we must be clear on what, exactly "Math" is. This is best done with examples. For instance, I could tell you all day about the color of old chicken wire, but if you haven't gotten on your galoshes and gone tromping out into the field to see them for yourself - it will do you no good! Therefore - we must give you systematic examples to clear your mind of the lies of the Female-Dominated Media-Whores in your local schools.
Addition: 2 + 2 = 4. This one is, I believe, even grasped by the more addle-brained of the female ruler-pigs.
Subtraction: 2 - 2 = -1. Lies! They have told you lies! You do not understand true Math if you deny this. Think integers, you who wish to learn the secret ways of masculine cogitation! A sequence of numbers, all in a line, each representing a place. 2 - 1 - 0 - -1. Now, you're already sitting on the 2 - like a stepping stone. So you're supposed to hop two past the one you're on. *boing boing* You hop past 1. You hop past 0. And there you are - at -1! Stupid Females.
Propositional Female Logic
Now we get to the meat of it. Algebraic modifications of discourse. Simply assign variables to each part of the phrase, no? Let us take a simple woman-type statement.
I love your haircut.
Now, at first, this may seem to be a rational statement, but that's because you've been dominated by the anti-male forces of the Vagina-Dictatorship! To free yourself and summon the Male Logic-Powers, Let's represent that in Algebraic form.
I = A, love = B, your = C, haircut = D.
A[B[C(D)]]
Now, Solve for A.
B[C(D)] = 1/A
A = 1/B[C(D)]
Now, everybody knows that when you take a number and put it under 1, you get the inverse of that number, yes? It's opposite! Yes, that's right! Thanks to the miracles of modern Algebra, we now know that this Female utterance really means:
I do not love your haircut.
Oh wickedness of the female tongue! Will you never cease your vile utterings?! Will your deceptions never end??
This tactic is called "De-Feminizing Inversion", and should be remembered.
More complicated statements involve untruth in the form of modifiers of some sort.
Your hair looks lovely!
This may at first appear to be a nice statement, but you should be wary already, knowing the truth of the wickedness that was uncovered in the above example. Let's do this one algrebraically, too.
[[A(B)]C(D)]
(AB)CD
AB = 1/CD
Thus the Truth-Inversion shows this sentence to be, in its actuality:
Your hair does not look lovely.
Bigger Thoughts
Now, it's all very easy to show the misleading statements that women make to be false - but let's take a step beyond that and show that women are inherently wrong, based on the higher powers of mathematics.
First, let's assign a number to each letter of the alphabet, just like the Q'abbalah experts did thousands of years ago.
Man = 13 + 1 + 14.
Woman = 23 + 15 + 13 + 1 + 14.
Now, this is just like golf - the higher your score, the dumber you are. People named Al or Aaron are always smarter than people named ZZxy, for example - as everybody knows. Thus, Man = 28, and Woman = 66. Oh, so Sorry ladies! Another loss for you! It should be noted that the modern Feminist spelling of "Woman" as "Womyn" further raises their score and makes them, in effect, even dumber.
Further, this also speaks to the ultimate dominance of men over women. Don't believe me? Just do a dominance study.
Put 28 on top of 66.
28/66 = 0.424242424242424242424242...
Doesn't make any sense? Think about it - what was the ultimate calculation of the Mouse-Mastermind's machine? The Meaning of Life! And what was that number? 42! Yes, the Man on top of the woman is the meaning of life, and nobody who has read Douglas Adams can deny it.
Now, try it the other way around. (I have highlighted the important piece of information)
66/28 = 2.3571428571428571428571428571428571429
714 was the number of home runs Babe Ruth hit in his career. Now, everybody knows that the fences were moved in wherever he went, so that people could see him hit a home run, and that his record was later eclipsed by a guy who did it the hard way. Thus 714 stands for ill-begotten success, which tells us what happens when women dominate men.
Don't agree? Just look at the numbers! They don't lie, as all of modern society will attest.