Take Me back to Ras Tannurah
Chorus
Take me back to Ras Tannurah,
Or Juaymah as you please,
30,000 Tonnes of Propane,
Fill her up and check the tyres please.
15 Hundred Tonnes an hour,
We'll be gone before you know,
Going back to Northern Europe,
Back to Radio One and snow.
All these funny regulations,
Observe Saudi protocol,
Take the posters off your bulkhead,
Goodbye woman and Alcohol.
2 days now we've been at anchor,
Swinging round and round the pick,
Everybody's started shaking,
And Coke and Fanta make me sick.
3 days now we're going crazy,
Seeing things that aren’t even there,
Yellow Rabbits climbing beer trees,
And cargo heaters in the air.
4 days now, oh this is torture,
Not sure if we can take another day,
Every day we dream of drinking,
They never seem to go away.
5 days now, we plead for mercy,
Wakin' shakin' in the night,
Sniffing Glue and smoking toothpaste,
And majic mushrooms are so hard to light.
And now at least we hear we're berthing,
Soon the DT’s will subside,
Drop that Green Flag from the yardarm,
And fling the fridge doors open wide.