Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
NEVER argue with a man or women holding a torque wrench.
NEVER argue with an 18-wheeler.
Home is where your bike sits long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
Routine maintenance should never be neglected
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share a bed.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear-view mirror.
Never be afraid to slow down
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think straight.
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.
A cold hamburger can be reheated nicely by strapping it to the exhaust and riding forty miles.
Never do less than 40 miles before breakfast.
If you don't ride in the rain...you don't ride!
A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
Respect the person who has seen the dark side of biking and lived.
Young riders pick a destination and go...old bikers pick a direction and go.....
A good mechanic will let you watch, with no extra charge.
Sometimes the fastest way there is to stop for the night.
Always back your bike into the curb...sit where you can see it.
Work to ride, Ride to work.
Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
A two-lane isn't a highway, it's an attitude. It never seems to end, but you better believe it will.
A rider can smell a party 5000 miles away.
Replace the cheapest parts first
Keep your bike in good repair. Biker boots ain't good for walking long distance.
People are like bikes; each customized differently.
If your bike needs brakes, don't start by rebuilding the engine. If it ain't broke, RIDE IT!
Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetors?.
Sometimes to best communication takes place when you?re on different motorcycles.
Well trained reflexes are quicker than luck.
Good coffee and 20w-50...indistinguishable.
When you?re riding lead--don't spit!
Don't make a reputation you'll have to live down or run from later.
A friend is someone who will get up at 2 a.m. and pick you up when you?re broke down.
A wasp flying in your shirt at 50 mph can double your vocabulary and cut your breaking distance in half.
There's something ugly about a new bike on a trailer.
A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use a lot of gas.
Ride like there's no tomorrow, and there won't be.
Don't lead if you don't know where you?re going.
Practice wrenching on your own bike.
Gray-haired riders don't get that way by pure luck.
There are old riders and bold riders; very few become old bold riders.
Maintenance is as much an art as a science.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car windo