| A.Klop, whose fame was first forged in Steve Sawyer's Elementary School Thundercat Band, and who later refined his image with Vergennes ska-punkers denimvest, joined the team in late 2002, after making a few guest appearances earlier in the year. His soloing capabilities and back-up vocal harmonies have fortified the sound of FS and made people realize that, at least in this case, two 'boners are better than one. In fact, he's so good at trombone that no woman on earth can resist him while he blasts his beats. He "woos women with his sensuous trombone playing." It's always an adventure when Andy sings, because his voice cracks more than a porcelain sledgehammer. When not serenading the world, Hundey often cruises in the 4KLOPS van, raining righteous punishment upon lowly pedestrians and haunting the haunts of a freak in hopes of catching a glimpse of the fabled albino pom pom beret. Another little-known fact about Hundey is that he does not sleep. Ever. Instead, he spends the nights playing Star Wars Galaxies. He is a man who would willingly trade his brother's left arm for the opportunity to play a video game. Hundey loves "BEEF!" Gyros. |
