My life continues ...Part 3
About this time i was going through a "madonna" phase. I thought she was hot. My aunt Jerry had gotten me a record "True Blue". (the only other record I have ever own was Tone Loc's "wild thing" which my aunt Terry had gotten me at a thiftstore. But i had to keep it at her house, because rap wasnt allowed at mine) Also i had previously gotten her self titled at a garage sale. and your thinking SO WHAT? heres why i remember it. Me and my mom and sis was at a garage sale and somehow my mom got to talking to the people and mentioned I liked madonna so the guy says "hold on' he goes in his house and GIVES it to me.. free. That was awesome. Sometime later i had gotten "like a virgin" for Christmas. A few months later while i was outside my parents were watching something on tv and saw the "like a virgin tour" concert on HBO and after that REFUSED to let me get any more of her stuff. Oh well it kinda sucked afterwards anyways. No loss.
Christmas for me and my sis was pretty good til we got about 15 or so. I think that would be one of the reasons that i was "spoiled" however I didnt get anything "cool" that year like for ex: Nintendo, sega, computer, etc. We would however get alot of stuff relatively but nothing major I could tell my friends I got. "Hey everybody i got a telescope for christmas" "Haha Vernon, I got a Sega CD" kind of a let down. But oh well. One year my parents (from here on out "my parents" will be Kevin and Sandy) took me and my sister christmas shopping for Tina and Kim's  kids (kevin sisters). Well anwyays we picked out alot of stuff and I being kinda dumb just kinda thought they were lucky or something but apprently Kami was wiser and questioned why they were getting so much and not her. Well obviously what had happened is that Kevin had no idea what to get us that year and pulled fast ones on us. They were realy our gifts. the only thing i remember from that year was He-mans Castle of Grey Skull and My Little Pony's mansion. My parents made us keep those til we were 17. Under the pretense that they were collectors items and will be worth money someday. (outside of the box..I dont think so..(that was actualy my rationale as to why i wanted to get rid of it))
Since we lived in the red house on darlington we have had dogs. The first ones i remember was Sugar and Spice. they were brown daschounds. We gave them away to mate Coco (who we got from our babysitter Jody) and mated him with my moms friends dog Sheena. Sheena was loooonng. well we kept sheena til she had the pups and she eventualy tried to kill one of them. (all the others were brown, she was black and tan) Which at the time seemed cruel, but the beast that would later ensue from that rescued pup was Horendous. they named her kayla and gave sheena back to her mommy. My parents had to get up every 2 hours to feed this mutt. it slept in this box with a heating pad and a towel in the kitchen. So we had Kayla and Coco. well not to leave me and kami left out...my dad being the kind loving person he is, brought home (in a laundry basket) two dogs, a boy and a girl. a normal sized brown daschound and a funny looking stripped girl. Well kami took the boy and i took the mutt. i mean girl dog. I named her tiger. and Kamis was named Cuddles. Cuddles was an intersting dog. Kami STENCH made this dog EXTREMELY possesive of her Well he was so mean we eventualy had to get rid of him. But for some reason we kept the whining annoying stupid scrawny dog named Tiger. Tiger and  CoCo eventualy became gf and bf. she was too little. (everything on her was little, she had moles for nipples and would have tripled her body weight to get pregnant) but Coco took a fondness to her anyways. good thing..daddy getting with daughter Kayla would be kinda wierd. We got rid of CoCo sometime near my sisters 16 bday. Because they got her a black and tan (like kayla) daschound and she named him Spanky (Yes he is as stupid as his name says) and my parents got this bright idea they could mate spanky and what better way to do that than to convince your son (me) to spend all of his savings (a few hundred) and get a female. Well I did. We went to this breeder who had built her house and we saw that the dogs were not being very good taken care of. So we took one (not for lineage but because one of them needed to get out of there) so i took the one i thought looked best. I named her Courtney (after Courtney love..dont ask) So Spanky had him a woman and well when you first mate a female you should skip the first time she gets in heat. We thought that would have been a problem but no it actualy wasnt. Spanky being the retarded dog he was took til her 2nd cycle to figure out where to put his dong at. We would watch him.. he would go for her side, her "arm pit" her ear. and once he found the right AREA it was like 15 more tries til he found out he would actualy go in her. That dog was so stupid. Poor Courtney would just stand there like "what are you doing" "get off of me" "help me ..PLeASE" She later had so many litters I cant remember ..more than 4. I loved my dog ALOT but after i started working it was hard to spend time with her and stuff...so my mom eventualy took her over (as she has done with all of our dogs) Spanky however remained faithfuly to kami's smell. But after she got prego they gave them both to the same family (a young boy and girl) so there at least still together. The last litter Courtney had we was having trouble getting rid of one of them. we named it Madison. and my mom wanted a puppy so she keept Melissa. Who i later called "lizard". Madison was a dumb as her father and cute as courtney with her big floppy ears and big feet. but she was just STUPID. so she was just the family dog nobody realy wanted her she kinda tagged along with lizzard and hoped the person wanting lizard wanted her too. but we got rid of Madison as well. So my mom has Lizard and Tiger (still alive).