| I love to be unhappy, I live to be in pain. When days are golden sunshine, I'm looking for the rain. I love to have a headache, I'm happy with a cold. I'm looking for a problem -- Why wait until I'm old? They say that no one's happy With anything they've got. And just when things seem wonderful You think of how it's not. And so when fortune's smiling On the ladder to success, If you set your mind to thinking, You can really make your life a mess. I always send my steak back, My life is overdone. I have to be quite careful That I don't have any fun. [She dances] And even when I'm tapping, Happy hoofing to the beat, I know I'll get thick ankles And ugly muscles in my feet. |
| Gilda Radner's "I Love to Be Unhappy" from the show, "Gilda Live From New York" |