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This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the ______day of_____, 20___, by________________, between________________ and ________________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9pm, we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit- only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussion- Example: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance- that is why you are called the "back up", unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time deal. 7. All gifts accepted-money is always good. 8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers- it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK- don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex- it's over, so get your ass up and go home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it- I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. |
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