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all the small things
Mark: Hey, how you guys doing up in the back? Now from the top balcony, can I get an amen? Now from the floor, can I get a hallelujah? Now from all these other assholes, can I get an oh yeah?

All the small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take, one lift
You're ride, best trip

Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting, commiserating

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na...

Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares
Say it ain't so, I will not go
turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na...

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, the night will go on
My little windmill

Mark: Hi, we're back just like I said we'd be back. You can leave now and beat the traffic.
Tom: Or beat your meat...
Mark: Or, you could stick around and beat your meat. I like that. I think I'm gonna say that every night from now on. You can leave and beat the traffic or you can stick around and beat your meat.
Satan: I have a few words to say about beating your meat. I just heard you guys talking about masturbation and I though I'd show up. Uh, I don't know. I don't think I'm wanted here, so I'm gonna take off. See you guys later.