dick lips
Please, mom
And I'm hoping
You couldn't wait for something new
Nothing to lose
Shit, dad
Can I blame it
You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait) for something new (for something new)
Nothing to lose
Alright
Nothing to lose
Tom: Hey, uh Mark
Tom: Hey, this song is about when I had too much alcoholic beverages, got kicked out of high school,
wrote a song about it and here it goes like this
Mark: Wanna hear it, here it goes:
You ground me all the time
I know that I was right
All along
Remember I'm a kid
I know not what I did
Just having fun
And yesterday I thought of you
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before
Please don't kick my ass
I know I've seen you trashed
At least one time
On one of my dumb friends
It's been awhile
Since I've used that line
And yesterday (and yesterday) I thought of you (I thought of you)
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before
Mark: What, what the fuck do you want Tom? I'm sick of the "Hey Mark, hey, hey Mark, hey Mark, hey, hey look at this. Look at how I
can make it bigger if I rub it. Look at this. Hey Mark, come here.
Tom: No, seriously Mark, hey hey Mark. I wasn't really masturbating. I've never done that.
I was inspecting my testicles for wierd bugs.
Mark: That's what you say, if your parents ever catch you. I wasn't masturbating. I was just cleaning it
and it went off.
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