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going away to college
Mark: Hey, this next song is about falling in love.
Tom: What's it about?
Mark: I don't know. This song is about love. Let's give it up for love.
Tom: I'll tell you what I love.
Mark: You know what the best part about falling in love is?
Tom: The sex?
Mark: It's the oral sex, that's right.
Tom: The pleasure

Please take me by the hand
It's so cold out tonight
I'll put blankets on the bed
I won't turn out the light
Just don't forget to think about me
And I won't forget you
I'll write you once a week she said Once a week she said

Why does it feel the same
To fall in love or break it off
And if young love is just a game
Then I must have missed the kick off
Don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything
But I'd go through hell for you and

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's and ugly place, but you're so beautiful Skye Lee

And I'll think about the times
You kissed me after class
And she put up with my friends
I acted like an ass
I'd ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer
Is my picture still hanging in your locker?

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful... to Travis!

Tom: Hey Mark!
Mark: Hey, if you guys are anything like me, you like to dress up in your mother's underwear and walk around the house trying to seduce your father... What, just me?
Tom: I'm like you. I tried to seduce your dad.
Mark: Remember, remember that one time, when I walked over to your house and your brother was there with the peanut butter smeared all over his weiner and he was all "Come here boy, come here. Come here boy. Who likes the Skippy? Who likes the Skippy peanut butter?