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wendy clear
Let's take the boat out on the bay
Forget your job for just one day
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

It might be inappropriate because
Either way our band get dropped, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

The three-date theory is getting old
Everyone is getting left out in the cold
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

So I'll see you with another guy
Who pretends not to hear you when you cry oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

I'll be moving on
Moving on
Moving on and on and on

Moving on
Moving on
Moving on and on and on

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad [x4]

Tom: I wish I didn't have to pee so bad. You guys wanna hear from Satan again?
Satan: Well, hello kids. Are you enjoying the show so far? Chances are, you're all gonna get laid tonight. I wanna sleep with every single person here. Starting with the retards (giggling) starting with (more giggling)... Sorry kids I'm not very funny anymore. Now listen to this (again, giggling). Hey!
Tom: Wait, what if we did something like this? Hey, Satan...
Satan: Yes, Tom
Tom: I'm just wondering if I'm gonna get laid tonight.
Satan: Why, no you're not Tom.
Tom: Why not?
Satan: Cause your dick's small, dark and ugly.
Tom: Alright. Am I funny or what?!? (crickets chirpping)