(Kesemua cerita ini adalah hasil dari kiriman email yang diterima dan tidak diketahui siapa penulis asalnya...jadi kepada sesiapa yang nak duit royalti tu... mintak maaf jer lah... roti aku ada laa... ekekekekekek)
1st. story ;
Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets Presidents Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori " Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you?'. Then Mr Clinton should say "I am fine, and you ?" Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we tranlator will do all the work for you."
It look quite simple, but the truth is................ When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You ?''. Mr Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor : "Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha ha....." Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha ha.." Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room.
2nd story ;
Phua Chu Kang walked into a bank world trade centre and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Batam on business for two days and needed to borrow $5,000.
The loan officer said the bank need some security for such loan. Ah Kang then handed over the keys to his Mercedes that was parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything Checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Mercedes into the bank's carpark and parked it there.
Two days later Ah Kang returned, he repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $13.07.
The loan officer said, "We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzle. While you were away, we checked and found that you are a very rich contractor. What puzzle us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"
Ah Kang replied ; "Aiyah, where else in Singapore can I park my car for 2 days for 13 dollars and with security officer to guard somemore? "
3rd. story ;
There was a couple which the husband is an English and his wife is an Indian who cannot speak English. Hence, they use hand signs to communicate with each other.
Being a good wife, she goes to market everyday to purchase basic nesessities for daily consumption. One fine day, she requires a chicken leg to cook soup. Therefore, she went to the stall and lifted her leg to show to the stall owner. Wow... nice smooth leg... and so she managed to buy the chicken legs.
Then come anoter day.. this time, see requires cicken breast to cook with vege... hence, she open her blouse and show her breast... the stall owner open his eyes wide without shutting for the next few minutes... big and solid, said the stall owner.
Then one fine day.. she brought her husband around... this time the stall owners were wondering whether she is going to... but she wanted to purchase saugages... guess what????? Don't be naughty................
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Her husband can speak English.... lah......