"No Zeros"
by Jim Boyle 
“Onward Christian soldiers marching as to war”
You don’t need claws or an American shield
Just the wisdom and strength to yield
Don’t need morphers or an overhyped zord
Just the love and power of the Lord.
He doesn’t care if you got an eyebeam or can control the weather
It’s time for satan’s power to be severed
God doesn’t care if you’re super, or a golden paratrooper
Even if you think you’re a zero, the world still needs a hero
Larry-boy, Bibleman and even you, the mission is still to rescue
A world in turmoil soaked in pain, not knowing that Jesus was slain to remove every stain.
You don’t need an alien creature or a planetary ring
Jericho fell, hell will soon, so just sing
Don’t need to be a dark knight, or a knight at all
Just save all the people you can, cuz judgment is gonna fall.
Don’t need to maximize or use an amp factor
It’s time to plow through sin like a weed-whacker
God doesn’t care if you’re super, or a golden paratrooper
Even if you think you’re a zero, the world still needs a hero
Larry-boy, Bibleman and even you, the mission is still to rescue
A world in turmoil soaked in pain, not knowing that Jesus was slain to remove every stain.
Begin the flight, start the fight and preach the message “God loves”
Grab your bible and your spiritual boxing gloves
Armor up, grab your sword and prayer rifle
It’s time for satan to be stifled.
God doesn’t care if you’re super, or a golden paratrooper
Even if you think you’re a zero, the world still needs a hero
Larry-boy, Bibleman and even you, the mission is still to rescue
A world in turmoil soaked in pain, not knowing that Jesus was slain to remove every stain
Time to fight, with your witness you are warriors for the one who conquered death
With God you’re more and satan is much less.
Muscles don’t count, so in God’s name just go
When we’re done, satan will have more than a bruised ego
Don’t need to shapeshift or even fly
It’s time to make baby satan cry.

(cut to: prayer and worship)
God we need your power to attack
You rescued us from the world and we’re going back
We praise your name for pulling us out
We go back to witness with your power and clout

God doesn’t care if you’re super, or a golden paratrooper
Even if you think you’re a zero, the world still needs a hero
Larry-boy, Bibleman and even you, the mission is still to rescue
A world in turmoil soaked in pain, not knowing that Jesus was slain to remove every stain
back to words, or go home