"Have You Seen Them?"

A History of Brutal, Unrestrained Gluttony

Char-broiled steaks, fried bacon, glazed barbecued ribs, grilled hamburgers, flaming sirloin, pork chops, racks of lamb. They voraciously devour the flesh of cattle, pigs, and lambs. They must engorge themselves on animal flesh on a daily basis.

WARNING: THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!....WARNING!!

"Belly Flopper" Jim

"Belt Buster" John

  • Claims RICE is fattening but STEAKS and CHOPS are not!
  • Is able, with no conscience, to devour dozens of clams BEFORE the main course of steaks and chops!
  • Sees exercise as walking from his apartment to his car!
  • When confronted with facts regarding the evils of red meat, he cries out "LIES, ALL LIES!"
  • Believes RICE is fattening, but steaks and chops are not!
  • Demands heaping mounds of artery clogging sausage links and crispy bacon delivered to him for breakfast!
  • Senses the munchies when Beef Council propaganda ads appears on TV!